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Clavicular asked an older woman how old she was, and her answer only made him flirt HARDER 😭 “I’m your mom.” “I could be your dad. You want to feel 20 again?”

Clavicular made fans WINGMAN him before a photo, and the blonde they stopped was SADLY married with two kids 👀 “I want you to be happily married.” “No, it’s like amazing for me.” “So if your relationship ever gets boring, you know what to call.”

The girl Clavicular kissed on the yacht said “Okay” when he told her she'd be on his mind while he had s** with SOMEONE ELSE 😳 “I'm gonna pretend it's you.” “And then we'll f*** for real later.”

Clavicular heard an OnlyFans model say she's scared of aging at 30, and jumped straight to her NEXT stage of life 😭 “We could talk about how to maintain your hormones in a post-menopausal setting, because that's coming up soon.” “How long do you think I have?”