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they/ˢʰᵉ • president of the hole digging club • @solilyquist • pfp @ThisStupidTwink

Joined March 2019
listen to me. we’re going to get a bunch of guys together and go into the woods. we’re going to bring back something big
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i just tried to cook a meal at home and it cost me $10,000 dollars and took 45 days
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Sex from a girl who has sex with you
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People wear glasses for the first time and go “omg is this how ophthaltypical people see all the time??” Like no you are on stimulants 😂😂😂
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should I have spelled it optotypical. I’ve never been involved in the eye stuff. I only just learned I need glasses yesterday
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I have no opinion on adderall except that I don’t personally need it and it makes me feel funny
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I wasn’t really sure about conservatism but now that I see all this cool stuff about analog skywalker I think I could get into it do to its cultural significants
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I think sex is a special and private thing that you really only should share with your spouse and several of your friends and your adult brother when you’re 8
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I hate gay halloween because what do you mean I’m drunk texting my ex
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hey check out this cool trick i learned (blows a raspberry on your clit)
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The lesser evil would be ritual suicide of every American
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I’m Soli Sonnets
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america proudly reveals their very first child suicide factory
Nation’s first detransition clinic opens at Texas Children’s Hospital
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Looking at that last pic, knowing this dude was playing guitar hero all alone in his palace of rotting candy he “earned” by subjecting the world to a video game, just makes me sick to my fucking stomach man. We’ve killed everything just to build hell on earth. Entomb him in it
Replying to @zillowgonewild
We’ve got night club at home
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We are all The Lesbian Pervert
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this is frying me dude. guy got turned into a nugget at 20 by a flying toy & theyre gonna let him use his chin to turn other teenagers into nuggets and ABC is running it as a feel good story. right when u think its done boom pan to his nazi patch collection. satire genius. dying
Ukrainian veteran Ruslan Knysh is just 20 years old. Still, he continues to defend his country after losing both arms and legs in a Russian drone attack. Today, he is training to become a drone pilot by using a customized chin controller to operate unmanned ground vehicles. abcnews.link/H2WKOYt
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That’s right you bird fucker. Who’s your daddy
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Halfway through my blood donation today it stopped coming out. No matter what they did they couldn’t get it to keep pumping. I joked that I was sorry for being all out and they didn’t laugh, and then when they removed the tube it crimped and sprayed blood all over me. Gumbo
Dont really know what wrong w me
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I did get my hemoglobin and bodyweight high enough to do double red blood cells though. Pretty proud of that
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