I don't have the Juice,neither do I have the Sauce. 🇰🇪
Nairobi, Kenya
Joined February 2012
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Mjanja Zaidi retweeted
His record … the guy who wants to be governor of Nairobi btw …
0 Bills on his legislative record
He has made 3 contributions in Parliament,
He serves on 2 parliamentary committees.
He has 7 recorded votes.He has recorded 0 questions and 0 petitions.
"I have not been as active in parliament as I should be."
Kasarani MP Ronald Karauri admits he could do a better job as a legislator. He, however, hopes to push for a retirement fund for Kenya's sportsmen and women. #FixingTheNationNTV
@nationfmke @ericlatiff @fellariswambui
Mjanja Zaidi retweeted
"Saidia huyu millioni mbili".....
William Ruto orders his people to give Nyaribari Masaba MP Daniel Manduku to distribute to people who were mobilized to attend Ruto's rally in Keroka!
Manduku was begging Ruto after he claimed that the Kshs. 10,000,000 he was given earlier for mobilization had depleted before paying everyone!
Back at ATC Grounds Kisii where Ruto will be holding a rally, people being ferried there have been promised Kshs. 2,000 each and they are being given Kshs. 200 bob as they come in with ODM merchandise and they will be given Kshs. 1,800 after the rally has ended as promised by Simba aRat!
Our people of Gusiiland have really eaten, it is their time to consume their taxes!
Mjanja Zaidi retweeted
Ukistaajabu ya Sudi utaona ya Farouk Kibet. Simba Arati and Zaheer pushed out of the podium by Farouk
Mjanja Zaidi retweeted
A drug I've used daily for the past 24yrs went out of stock early this yr.The alternative brand is 4x more expensive.Word is that camel man & co have hijacked medical imports & messed up the supply chain.Patients are suffering & dying because of this nonsense.
Antoney Kibagendi: Cancer patients are choosing between travelling to Nairobi for their radiotherapy and buying food. Patients are even rationing their medicine just to be able to buy groceries.
Gituku: Who told you that?
Antoney Kibagendi: We have witnesses. We were going through hospitals the past 2 weeks. We were in Jaramogi Oginga Odinga Hospital, Moi Teaching and Referral hospital and Kenyatta hospital #CitizenDayBreak
Mjanja Zaidi retweeted
He has been mp for 5 years when there was CDF, and also 001 GVN for 10 years with a budget almost 100 billion. He is a blood CS now for 2 years. Kindly someone tag projects he did in Mombasa that have had long term impact to coastarians apart from baldness plastic surgery.
Mjanja Zaidi retweeted
Madam Governor, @susankihika baada ya kutwambia we calm tf down, mbona umedelete hizi tweets kamum?
Mjanja Zaidi retweeted
A Kenyan called Spice FM engagement session in the morning show Situation Room and decided that he will go down with kasongo mercilessly! Kenyans don't joke at times!
Mjanja Zaidi retweeted
The Murang'a County Assembly went to Gatare Forest and reported such severe tree-cutting that is was directly affecting water supply at Ndakaini. It is convenient to blame the rain, but we all know what is directly affecting water levels in this dam.
Mjanja Zaidi retweeted
A great example of the self-inflicted wounds damaging African countries. A World Bank report estimates that corruption in Kenya adds nearly $3 billion, or the equivalent of 2% GDP, to Kenya's fiscal deficit every single year.
"Kenya's economy could be more than 20 times larger by 2035 if it introduced the sort of anti-corruption reforms seen in countries like Ghana and Senegal, and add 7.7 million more and better jobs."
Mjanja Zaidi retweeted
KTN wameamua kushuka na that Kericho tutam senator like no one's business.
Kafinye kabisa hadi akose kupumua.
KTN hawapendi jokes kwa kazi!!!
Mjanja Zaidi retweeted
Argument kidogo naambiwa nijue it takes a strong a woman to date a pedestrian.💀😭 impeachment loading
Mjanja Zaidi retweeted
It is.
I bet NONE of these have theft cases in their files though.
𝗜𝘁’𝘀 𝗿𝗮𝗶𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘄𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗻 𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀 💃
Amy Klobuchar (MN), Gina Hinojosa (TX), Amy Acton (OH), Deb Haaland (NM), Keisha Lance Bottoms (GA), Katie Hobbs (AZ), Maura Healey (MA), Hannah Pingree (ME), Huldah Hiltsley (MN House), and Senator Zaynab Mohamed(Minnesota)
These victories are more than American milestones—progress is contagious. Barriers broken abroad awaken courage at home. As Kenyan women prepare for our coming elections, may this wave remind us: the future belongs to those bold enough to step out & lead with wisdom and hope.
Boundless pride for 𝗣𝗿𝗼𝗳. 𝗣𝗵𝗼𝗲𝗯𝗲 𝗢𝗸𝗼𝘄𝗮’s historic ICJ election—Kenya is also shining for Africa and the world. #WomenInLeadership #SheLeads #KenyaToTheWorld #EmbraceEquity
@SenateFloor
Mjanja Zaidi retweeted
Abdul El-Sayed to JD Vance:
JD, habibi, there is this delicious irony in the fact that you're constitutionally obligated to swear me in in January.
Mjanja Zaidi retweeted
The miterms were about data centres, pedophiles, cost of living, billionaires & AIPAC. It wasn't a hard choice for sober-minded young voters.
2027 is a about respect for life & the rule of law, education, health, corruption, cost of living, impunity , lies, abuse of office & Jailing Ruto. It's not a hard choice either.