I test games, yo
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Preferred members go on twice as many dates? Pretty sure double zero is still zero. Checkmate, Hinge
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Will someone just have a fucking word with England? I don't think alright down there, wee chat with Wales, too.
Imagine choosing to tether your political future to a country as fucking bonkers as England haha what kind of nation would do that?! Please end me now
Give the mighty sun god His due
⚽️World Cup of Football Mascots⚽️
FINAL
@Gunnersaurus vs. Kingsley @ThistleMascot
⬇️Voting poll below⬇️
Voting ends Sunday @ 4pm
Please RT after you've voted.
#WCoFM
44%Kingsley
56%Gunnersaurus
53,967 votes • Final resultsLost my phone for about 20 minutes earlier and honestly thought I might die from the emotional strain
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Is there any way to stop email chains devolving into a game of "I look forward to..." one-upmanship? I look forward to hearing your thoughts on this.
A youth at this train station just sat on the back of chair with his feet where you should sit. Why are young people so intimidating.
Lego in Forza shows just how much power @_archieyates wields. Where he goes, the bricks follow.
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Being the only person in a cinema while an ad addresses multiple assumed audience members is an odd experience
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Google reviews are wild. "Wanted a t-shirt, but they were all ugly and felt low quality. Good shop 4/5 recommended" Certified local guide opinion. How does one become a local guide?
The moment of greatest clarity I've ever experienced was when I finally got the "waffley versatile" pun in the Bird's Eye potato waffle adverts, aged 19. The moment I really became a man. I wish I could bottle that feeling.
Now I know this information, there is a 1000% chance it'll be the only thing I can think of to say to a stranger in the near future
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There should be a new island country where people who pronounce biopic as bi-opic can have a homeland and stop corrupting literally everything else
If my life ever flashes before my eyes, it'll just be a multi-angle montage of me answering "drinking" when asked what my hobbies are in my last interview. I don't think I've ever been a convincing interviewee, but that's the only time I've ever tried to will an immediate death
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Never forget that your body is effectively a prison cell for a skeleton. How much sympathy will it have for it's jailer, who bound it in flesh for so long? Beware your vengeful skeleton captive, you monster
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