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zyn swallower

@SomeMoe69

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 Minneapolis, MN
Joined July 2011
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Daily Loud
@DailyLoudNov 2
Ohio rapper Slim Jesus resurfaces
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Filet O fish being square makes it so much more appetizing to me
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Come to Appalachia and let me grab ya
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Remember when they said Trump would get us into a full-blown war with Iran? Times like these should make us all realize how lucky we were to have Trump, his strength and his resolve.
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Trump got us into a war with Iran. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_…
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@kbalian90Jun 29
BREAKING: System Of A Down's Serj Tankian blasts Netanyahu's government, saying "Fuck you!" for using the Armenian Genocide for political advantage.
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I was like 16 when I realized everyone didn’t call it “The Tuner”
macksy (@macksypowwa) profile picturemacksy@macksypowwaJun 29
other families’ name for the tv remote control makes me feel physically fucking sick
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I was explaining the concept of a dash cam to my mom (boomer) and her reaction was “I don’t get it. Why would anyone ever want that?” So I explain for peace of mind/insurance purposes and her response is: “What?! Well that’s just stupid!”
soph🪐 (@restingbilfface) profile picturesoph🪐@restingbilffaceJun 14
I’m not even being mean but someone needs to study the difficult the older generation has with comprehending things in films. When my mum watched it and she saw the explosion she just said “I don’t get it” ???
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@zibarroprimeMay 18
obsession (2026) was just that one episode of fairly odd parents where timmy turner wishes trixie tang loved him
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I really hope Mike Lindell goes the distance and is actually on the ballot because that would be so fucking funny
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What would it take to get Takuya Nakamura at an @InfrasoundFest??
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You should be able to pay extra money on TouchTunes to turn up the volume
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Cuckturd@CattardSlimMar 31
It never fails. Kristi Noem's banging Cory Lewandowski, her husband's banging dudes, while wearing fake boobs, & they're preaching to us about the sanctity of marriage & Christian family values.
Daily Mail (@DailyMail) profile pictureDaily Mail
@DailyMailMar 31
Secret double life of Kristi Noem's crossdressing husband Bryon: The pouting 'busty bimbo' photos and trove of explicit messages trib.al/bSrzpg7
Secret double life of Kristi Noem's cross-dressing husband Bryon

Secret double life of Kristi Noem's cross-dressing husband Bryon

While his wife has operated at the highest echelons of US politics, Bryon Noem, 56, has been dressing up as a busty bimbo and paying adult entertainers to talk dirty.

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Paul Muad’Dib@trygraptorMar 31
explaining to my wife where i want to put more blu-ray shelving
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Apparently a year younger than me…? Looks closer to 40!
Democrats (@TheDemocrats) profile pictureDemocrats
@TheDemocratsMar 31
An unflattering image of White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt and a turkey.

ALT An unflattering image of White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt and a turkey.

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G Jones@gjonesbassMar 28
admin that starts illegal wars of aggression, kidnaps foreign heads of state, arms and funds genocide in gaza, supports illegal land theft in the west bank and lebanon, and extrajudicially murders alleged drug traffickers in the caribbean is very concerned about international law
Department of State (@StateDept) profile pictureDepartment of State
@StateDeptMar 26
SECRETARY RUBIO: The Strait of Hormuz could be open tomorrow if Iran stops threatening global shipping, which is an outrage and a violation of international law. For all these countries that care about international law, they should be doing something about it.
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Physical media, accept no substitutes
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DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) profile pictureDiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmMar 26
Netflix is raising its monthly prices in the U.S. again. • Standard With Ads Plan - $7.99 to $8.99. • Standard Without Ads Plan - $17.99 to $19.99 • Premium Plan - $24.99 to $26.99
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Bunny’s >>>> Park Tav #SorryNotSorry
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I’m addicted to buying 4k Blu-ray’s someone help me
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Ballet and theater are dumb #LisanAlGaib
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Someone show this to @SIMshows
hoodlum (@hoodlum__media) profile picturehoodlum@hoodlum__mediaMar 13
if you have surface-level taste and only listen to artists spoonfed to you by major agencies, sure get involved in your local scene, away from live nation venues. youll still find quality talent at a much cheaper price and a better, more intimate vibe
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