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If i had a nickel for every reference uma fans made with need for speed most wanted i'd have 2 nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice
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How are the scalpers doing btw
What's their reaction on the 50 hours gameplay and 1 year of online requirement
Nintendo Switch 2 on My Nintendo Store - invites will go out to people who register their interest. Register here: buff.ly/WUMpz8g
Invitation emails will be prioritized on a first-come, first-served basis to registrants who have purchased a Nintendo Switch Online membership with a minimum of 12 months of paid membership and a minimum of 50 total gameplay hours, as of April 2, 2025.
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Is there any levels that are like Epilepsy friendly?
Like the majority of the levels out there are like all flashy colors and some of my friends (who dont play i just find it neat to share some stuff with them) tend to dislike them cause they are sensitive to that stuff
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How many movies were you in and you only got 1 award; Worst actor.
The fuck does trans people gotta do with this
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Yall know how a rich person can just buy something with stocks or something?
What if we can just tank them as soon as its bought
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I think what we learned from this is that we need to compromise their bank accounts and stocks beforehand so when they get shot dead, the government doesnt bat an eye. They'll die poor
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Has to be a fall guy cause aint no way you get arrested cause you conviently carry your manifesto and get arrested for unrelated charges
UnitedHealthcare CEO assassin suspect identified as Luigi Mangione, a 26-year-old former Ivy League student.
He was taken into custody this morning at a Pennsylvania McDonald’s and caught with a manifesto that appeared to list grievances with the healthcare industry - he has not been charged yet.
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Okay and???
Still looks cool as hell
If she fit the general beauty standards, half the community gonna be like "Oh baby you can sacrifice me to the entity 😍😍😍"
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They were right about immigrants becoming citizens having a superiority complex my family voted for that fuck
Trump will begin operations to deport millions of undocumented immigrants when he starts his term, campaign press secretary Karoline Leavitt said Wednesday morning.
He'll launch the "largest mass deportation operation" of undocumented immigrants on Day 1.
trib.al/EiapTH0
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Not only is it bribery but since he lied about selecting random voters, does this mean that he also violated some other lottery laws?
A Pennsylvania judge has ruled that Elon Musk’s $1 million-a-day giveaways to voters can proceed.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
It was initially announced that the winners of $1 million are chosen randomly, but a lawyer for Elon Musk said in a Philadelphia courtroom that the winners are not chosen at random but specifically selected by the organization.
rollingstone.com/politics/polit…
apnews.com/article/musk-m…
nbcnews.com/tech/tech-news…
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