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Twitter ain’t defeat me yet | Software Engineer

Joined November 2020
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I randomly discover hip-hop collaborations that just go so well together and I’ve decided to keep track of them on here instead of just making a playlist like normal people would
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If you’re soft spoken as a Nigerian man they’ll kill you
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You people love to talk out your ass
Replying to @henrywinter
Amorim surely cared more than Carrick the Clueless ever will. You cannot claim to care about a club while deliberately turning a blind eye to everything that is wrong with it. Real care means having the courage to speak out, hold people accountable and call out the rot, regardles
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Absolutely NO clue what is happening behind closed doors but speak like the foremost authority
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YBG Somto retweeted
Say I wasn’t a big Carrick fan. United have conceded 30 goals. The most in the top 5 leagues. There are easy to play against, poor defensive structure, no tactical discipline. I agree with you. But the solution you’re giving me is to sack him & employ Poch? I just don’t get it.
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Bruhhhh. Two seconds to think
Take Poch out of this, not arsed. What do these people who say the managers are “puppets” want these coaches to do? Do you seriously think Poch, Carrick, Ole were happy being dealt bad hands in the summer? Do you seriously think they didn’t challenge anything? No. They just didn’t do it in the public eye. And do you know when people say they want Conte (I did too) but specifically for the reason he’d ’expose the board’ what does that actually mean? He has a meltdown in a presser after a loss, he gets sacked and we move onto another manager whilst also crippling ourselves because we’d have to pay out ANOTHER coach. I feel like I’m going insane and, YES, I want nothing more than them lot to go. But getting a Conte-type manager to ‘expose’ them is such stupid thinking. I just wanted him because he wins & is a quality coach.
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You idiots keep parroting this narrative about anyone who doesn’t just abuse their employers publicly for YOUR benefit
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Because that is literally all it does. Make YOU feel good and happy and give talking points but doesn’t actually benefit them or the team. In the short or long run
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YBG Somto retweeted
Why do you people crave disruptive individuals so much?? Do you guys just love a circus around your club?
Hope United fans know they didn’t hire Poch mainly because he’s a great coach, they’re hiring him because he’s a steady eddy yes man. They know he won’t shake up the dressing room and challenge the board to be ambitious, he’s going to be able to work on a string budget and be bang average while at it. That’s the best in class operation for you
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I bought GTA myself. I officially hate all the women in my life.
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Let me see who loves me
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Loads of people having so much fun with Phantom Blade. Lool love it when I make a success pick with how good a game will be
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Facts
Fully agree with this tweet but you should also know that I’m built different so he’s actually talking about the rest of you
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Built different meaning I’m too autistic to even notice when someone is moving to me
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YBG Somto retweeted
Fully agree with this tweet but you should also know that I’m built different so he’s actually talking about the rest of you
the average man severely underestimates his susceptibility to honey-trapping avg day in the life normal babe can get you buy shots for her and her friends off a good time and societal role pressure alone, what do you think a state trained asset specifically targeting you can do
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Wil all this GTA hype, I’m here to remind you all of two things: (1) the greatest game ever created (arguably) is Baldur’s Gate 3, and GTA VI will not be coming close to that conversation (2) as good and popular as the GTA franchise is, the games have become largely overhyped
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Please note ‘overhyped’ does not mean bad, or average or ‘not good’, for those who lack comprehension. A game can be really good but still overhyped. GTA VI might be worth the hype, but GTA V ended being an overhyped game. Definitely not worth 3 console generations
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Replying to @JvanderB78
Years ago Spielverlagerung did a tactical analysis on a Bundesliga teams tactics (I believe it was a Roger Schmidt team), and Schmidt came out and said he didn’t know what they were talking about. That none of what they mentioned had ever been discussed let alone planned
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It’s always so easy to talk and make absolute statements
I keep watching that first goal and can’t fathom why a professional footballer and defender hasn’t slid in the tackle or at a minimum block the ball from going goalwards
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I’m back to this. I’m sorry, you’re actually a big fool😂
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I’m tired of human relationships turning into a chess match that requires strategic moves.
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