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Unprofessional alter-ego. Not denying anything.

Upper Echelons of Mediocrity
Joined May 2007
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On Twitter for nearly 12 years. This tweet got 0 ❤ 0 RT, but I'm fairly sure I couldn't do better given another 30 years. teapawt.net/Sourdust/statuses/5702…
Ranulph Fiennes to scale Mt Elbrus: Toff on Climb. Toff on the Caucasus Climb. http://tinyurl.com/3gby5q4
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News just in: The Conservatives have been beaten into third place in Dunny-on-the-Wold, and lost overall control of Downton Abbey. Arthur Negus is facing a recount in BristolS...
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#FACT If you shred cabbage and carrots, mayonnaise will spontaneously appear. This is known as Cole's Law.
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Instead of returning to the same nest each year, the common Dunnet finds one in the next town in alphabetical order.
Homemade blue hats deployed, Justin time to celebrate with @ospreys for Tipuric's bicentennial. Love to the big fella! #TipOfTheHat #URC #rugby
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Look, I'm just going to reply "ALL OF THEM PLEASE" to every single one of your "You Can Only Pick One" tweets, forever, because you remain Not the Boss of Me. Okay?
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If that's not a Galaxy Invader handheld, I don't know what is 😆 #Ahsoka
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And somewhere else, the tea is getting cold?
5,496! That's how many planets we've confirmed beyond our own solar system. Some may have rubies blowing in winds, others may have broken glass. Some are so hot, molecules can't survive. Others are so cold, everything is locked in a deep freeze. Each is just right in its own way. Exoplanets.nasa.gov/discover…
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#WALvENG #Rugby I said the E team that beat W in 6N was the worst to visit Cardiff in a generation. Well, that title didn't last long... :-) Nonetheless, that's a very decent win. Wal can shuffle the deck at HQ now, no pressure. Tidy.
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#WALvENG #Rugby Couldn't believe commentators talking about LRZ "tackling himself"... Poor Jamie "The Invisible Man" Blamire with one of the finest try-saving tap-tackles you'll ever see! :-D
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#Rugby #WALvENG I think the best you can say about that half is "Not as bad as I'd feared..." ...whichever side you support. :-)
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England - lots of ball, look quite dangerous, can't quite finish. Wales - vague signs of attacking competence, but too little ball for that to matter. #WALvENG #Rugby
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#Rugby #SCOvFRA Game of Two Halves, anyone? Best of three?
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What's French for LOL?
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Oh, come ON...
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Remember the most important thing about the by-elections tonight isn’t to reductively look at which party has won/lost. It’s more important to look at the time and go to bed.
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We weren't wrong about The Future; The Future got it wrong!
The future we were promised
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I certainly wasn't expecting to see #w00t back in fashion, but I like it.
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After nearly 40 years I still don't actually believe this one. I'll never forget the sense of "WTAF?!" as it appeared on screen.
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If only that c*ntish thing that those c*nts did to that non-c*nt, had been done by some non-c*nts that people like YOU like so much, to some c*nt that I like... I bet THAT would be different, wouldn't it? Eh? EH?!? Hypocrites!
If only that c*ntish thing that that c*nt said, had been said by that nice person that people like YOU like so much, instead of being said by that c*nt that I like... I bet THAT would be different, wouldn't it? Eh? EH?!? Hypocrites!
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