@SovereignSyre

Writer, Comedian (Netflix, HBO Max) - Co-Host of @illreputepod Podcast - Starred in some controversial films. “You need to date more Jews.” -Marc Maron

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Joined February 2009
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I made a book trailer without generative AI:
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obsessed with these vibes I say, about to enter a situation so wretched and foul.
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Apparently, the formula for every new TV show is just two people having bad sex in bad lighting in 4k. Double points if they're middle aged and somehow the only thing they care about in life is the bad sex they're having.
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Watching the Channel 5 interview with the day care fraud guy and like...he's clearly slow. Like if I fucked him, I could be arrested for corruption of an imbecile. These people are so fucking dumb. I hate it here.
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The book landscape is wild, because my book can be in the top fifty on Amazon and then get edged out by "Mafia Mountain Man Daddy and his Curvy Princess" (which I would definitely read!).
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You can pry the dark mafia romance heavily tattooed monster abs daddy books from my cold dead hands.
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Is it fun here again or are we all still trying to butterfly each other’s souls?
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@sorrrowfull22 Oct 2025
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Obsessed with these vibes I say, about to enter a situation so wretched and foul. @emonormie
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I feel like you should be able to ride a moose.
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Penniless and alone, Jenny takes work at The Devil’s Drop Saloon as a maid and dancing girl. There, she finds unlikely solidarity with the soiled doves that work the establishment and a wary protector in owner Buck Taliaferro.
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When Jenny catches the eye of Dick Slade, a dangerous rivalry develops that threatens to consume them both. Slade is a professional gambler with a reputation and a growing body count. He answers to no one, takes what he wants, and doesn’t hesitate to eliminate threats.
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No husband. No kids.
Casting Latin@AminRzayev1129 Aug 2025
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The other day, I saw you in real life, and you were even more breathtaking. May I know the secret behind your beauty? What is it that you do to shine like this? 🩷😘
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It’s not a K-hole it’s a K-home.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk24 Aug 2025
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The hots have been summoned.
Gavin Newsom
@GavinNewsom18 Aug 2025
I miss that scarf.
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MILO
@Nero15 Aug 2025
Almighty God made them look the same for a reason
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Trump is about to find out what it’s like to go through a break up with someone that has borderline personality disorder and I am so fucking here for it.
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Alex Cohen
@anothercohen5 Jun 2025
This is drake vs kendrick for republicans
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Twitter is coming back. I can feel it.
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