Told myself I'd retire this account and start posting as something else Soon.
Only reason I haven't is procrastination.
But SOON.
Aight. That's enough xitter for today.
I wonder if my new account will see the same amount of abject nonsense when I switch over.
Guess I'll find out when I make it in April.
After some consideration I have decided the "SpaceTime Sorcerer" persona is not fun enough for me.
So I am going to vaporize by April and reappear as something else.
Those I've had fun with, I will re-follow.
Those I have not, I will not.
Whenever someone tells me there's nothing preventing an infinite regression of cause and effect, my mind just thinks of this image, but more infinite regression.
Whoever comes across this message.
Remember there are people who love you.
Even if you do not believe it.
Well, I tried Helldivers 2 finally.
My verdict?
I'd rather be playing Deep Rock Galactic.
Refunding.
I am informed that the real reason I don't like Helldivers 2 is that there is apparently a bug in matchmaking at the moment.
Well, for me at least, the damage has been done. Think I'll wait six months or longer to see if they get their act together.
Some days I get into philosophical quandaries over whether it is more dignified to refer to Personnel or to refer to Human Resources.
I usually lean toward Personnel.
People seem confused about #helldivers2 Super Earth.
It is what happens if Mr. House takes over the world and takes PR advice from President Camacho.
People busy glorifying suicide while pretending they're not glorifying suicide because the person who set himself on fire only did it as a form of protest and this somehow makes him a hero.
*rubs temples*
You can't reason with some people.
The "Slippery Slope" is the most misunderstood logical fallacy.
Mainly because "slippery slopes" actually exist.
The fallacy is saying you are guaranteed to slip.
It is equally fallacious to say slipping is impossible.
When writing I have an inexorable urge to WORLD BUILD more than is necessary.
Though before it is all over, I do stop myself and begin the story.
Hmm... perhaps I should blame the PSYCHIC WEATHER for this increase in depresso-mode that has been going around.
*stares at arcane weather patterns with my wizard eyes*
The sad part about a perfectly executed visual pun is that it is indistinguishable from a spammy shitpost if they don't get it.
Increasingly convinced this site is worthless.
If you see this post, stop doomscrolling immediately and turn off xitter for the day.
The reason you doomscroll is part of your lizard brain wants to keep scrolling until you reach an "end" but the algorithm just keeps loading more stuff.
There is no bottom.
Turn back.






