Lisa Worthen

Lady at gas station asked me what I do for fun "Involuntary hoarding of fictional men" Is, I guess, not an improvement over last years "perusing tattooed corpses of dead trees" I refuse to settle for "I like to read"

My Grandma told me the purpose of 5 senses: Sight- see the book Touch- Feel the book Scent - Riffle the pages, smell the ink Hearing - the sound when you open the cover of a NEW book Taste - nothing is sweeter than the taste of knowledge Perusing tattooed corpses of dead trees

Mood for next 4 years smh voters you have failed this country 🤦‍♀️

TIL @darylwriterguy tome of amazeballness that is #AlbumofDrMoreau is part of @audible_com plus catalog so every member can enjoy! TIL #Spoonbenders is written by same author. #WyldBoyZ 4ever

Depends on narrator. @tplummer76 can carry a book solo better than a full cast

Who moves faster than a sleepy/nonmorning adult hearing “the following is intended for mature audiences only” after sleepily handing remote to 6 year old mumbling “find something to watch”? Im awake

If you combine @PixarTurningRed with #GoldyMoldavsky’s “Kill The Boy Band” you get @darylwriterguy’s “The Album of Dr Moreau”

When asked how long I can go without reading a book my reply of “you’ll find a whorehouse full of hymens before you’d ever find me without a book” seemed off putting for some reason. #Books

My favorite is “you stop touching things” I have literally listened to this weekly since I got it. #literally 😼(if you listen to it on 2.5 narration speed its an hour 47 minutes of hilarity

Kicking off the New Year with my favorite mental ride to the past narrated by @tplummer76 written by @CDavittBell

When it feels like you’re the Roadrunner dodging Wile E Coyote’s trap (falling rocks into the road) and your tire gets taken out @progressive road side is like Acme, coming to where you are and getting you back on the road