Saw a car today with a sticker stating 'Black box fitted' in the rear window.
Does anyone know if you can get a sticker stating 'Wooden box fitted' for my hearse? 🤔
Nugget retweeted
🐾 WELL, WOULD YOU LOOK AT ME! 📺🐈
From platform pawtrols to BBC Midlands Today!
Yes, yours truly has been on the telly this evening, talking about my book and my song!
Not bad for a ginger bloke who spends most of his working day asleep. 😂
Here’s my moment of fame!
This is the post I never wanted to do. Nugget was diagnosed with cancer at the beginning of June so I tried to ensure we made the best of her time. Sadly I had to say goodbye to her on Saturday 15th August. She was 14 yrs and 9 mths. The first and last pictures of her. ❤️❤️
Nugget retweeted
If you do one thing today, do this. 🫡
#ThinBlueLine 🚨
Dad had a nice moment today. A couple walking past stopped to compliment him on his clean and shiny Police car. 'Not like the other dirty, tatty ones we see'.
He might not own it but he works in it all day and so it is his 'office' and standards matter..🚓🚓
White Dogs**t!!
Don't see this very often nowadays. Ideally, like other colours, you wouldn't see it all, but there are always dirty buggers that don't clean up after their pooches..☹️
It has to be said that on the whole, Twitter has more bollocks on it than the contents of Tom Jones' underpants.
Every fourth post is an advert from Amazon with a picture of some TV woman. Pointless and annoying. And you can't block or turn it off...🤬🤬
Rant over...it's the heat
Market day in Machynlleth..No I am not looking!!
#wontlookwednesday
Sat in the pub...managed to beg for chips, onion rings and some meat off dad's ribs...pudding coming up...
Nugget retweeted
We want the UK Government to create a national support scheme to provide lifelong veterinary care and financial assistance for retired service animals, including police dogs, military dogs, and police horses.
petition.parliament.uk/petit…
It's been a long day doing nothing. A little play with my kong, a snooze on the grass, a rest on the cold stone kitchen floor and now a kip on the settee...
We have come on holiday again...if this warm weather carries on it will mean spending a lot of time sitting in the stream at the bottom of the garden..
Mom kept a close eye this morning as we walked past but her three little ones didn't give a monkeys...
Dad got this book recently and it is
signed by Martin Withers 'to Jeremy'. With the reference to 'programme'. Was it yours @JeremyClarkson ?
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