Sparrow

Theological Treatise A trillionaire tried to buy the U.S. Senate and failed. There is a God.

I thought you couldn’t change the system, but Trump proved me wrong. You can make the system a lot fukking worse.

That old joke about the Vice President being the President of Vice is literally true in this case. share.google/images/5ZPtmSvm…

If you never break up with your boyfriend, death will do it for you.

It turns out that Donald J Trump was a secret agent of the Democrats sent to destroy the Republican Party from within! #TrumpOut #Trump #TrumpWasRightAboutEverything #BlueWave2026 #TrumpisaNationalDisgrace

My beehive is humming a Neil Young song.

Mondays are damaged by regret.

There’s no word for the opposite of a bigot. The closest is “woke person.“ We need a new word like “woker.”

Sad Fact All my self-help books are getting moldy.

I wear the pants in my family – but my wife is the boss.

Wanna read my review of the Woodstock film festival? chronogram.com/arts/film/woo…

Some toys are so small they can't be seen.

According to string theory, our galaxy is literally inside itself.

Being an acidhead didn’t bring me happiness – but then I didn’t want happiness.

Do understudies ever get sick?

Come to the show today! I will probably not read : Success Out of the wreckage of six other poems I constructed this one.

New York City is now so safe that if you want to be robbed, you have to hire someone to do it.

There are 30,000 moments in each day. A sphere is a circle that willed itself into existence. You don’t need ID to go from North Carolina to South Carolina. Robots are good waiters but lousy cooks. Couples break up because they’re incompatible – or sometimes too compatible.

Talking Like Tom For two days I talked like Tom Waits. Now I have no friends.

Affirmation Though I never consult the I Ching, it still directs my life.