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As the great Cletus Snow (Jerry Reed) once said "Hoss, you ain't gonna believe this...."
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I don't know who needs to know this, but your Roux ain't dark enough!
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DEAAAAAAAATH!!
The soldiers chanting "DEATH!" is really significant here. Eru originally gave death to humans as a gift, so they could enjoy their time on Arda. However, Morgoth twisted this, making man fear death, so they coveted the immortality of the elves. Here, they scream it out in defiance of Morgoth and his servants, saying they do not fear it, and that now Morgoth, Sauron, and the darkness they wield have no power over them.
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Signal-boosting this. Ladies, if your man gets in a fight, *do not physically interfere*. Don't touch him, don't try to keep him from fighting, and absolutely don't get between the fighters.
It doesn't matter whether you think he should be fighting or not. Distracting him could get him badly injured or killed. It could also get you badly injured or killed. I know of multiple instances in which this had happened.
Don't assume that you know when the fight is over. Don't distract him until he leads you away from the scene.
If you want to be useful, watch his back. Whoever he's fighting could have buddies, and they might try to scrag him from behind. Be prepared to yell a warning if this happens. Not something general like "Look out!" - be specific: "Hostile on your six!".
Ladies, if your man is about to get into a fight don't grab his arm. Don't pull his shirt. Your motherly instincts aren't helping. Get the fuck out of the way.
Note how the delusional family and "helpful" bystanders always grab the normal dude instead of the deranged schizophrenic hobo who is harassing people.
BWAA HAAA HAAA HAAAA
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