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SplashDamage ᚻ 🇺🇸 retweeted
Happy Rivendell Day! 🧝‍♀️
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Country meditation
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DEAAAAAAAATH!!
The soldiers chanting "DEATH!" is really significant here. Eru originally gave death to humans as a gift, so they could enjoy their time on Arda. However, Morgoth twisted this, making man fear death, so they coveted the immortality of the elves. Here, they scream it out in defiance of Morgoth and his servants, saying they do not fear it, and that now Morgoth, Sauron, and the darkness they wield have no power over them.
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SplashDamage ᚻ 🇺🇸 retweeted
I would say this is pretty accurate
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SplashDamage ᚻ 🇺🇸 retweeted
Signal-boosting this. Ladies, if your man gets in a fight, *do not physically interfere*. Don't touch him, don't try to keep him from fighting, and absolutely don't get between the fighters. It doesn't matter whether you think he should be fighting or not. Distracting him could get him badly injured or killed. It could also get you badly injured or killed. I know of multiple instances in which this had happened. Don't assume that you know when the fight is over. Don't distract him until he leads you away from the scene. If you want to be useful, watch his back. Whoever he's fighting could have buddies, and they might try to scrag him from behind. Be prepared to yell a warning if this happens. Not something general like "Look out!" - be specific: "Hostile on your six!".
Ladies, if your man is about to get into a fight don't grab his arm. Don't pull his shirt. Your motherly instincts aren't helping. Get the fuck out of the way. Note how the delusional family and "helpful" bystanders always grab the normal dude instead of the deranged schizophrenic hobo who is harassing people.
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BWAA HAAA HAAA HAAAA
Replying to @AlbertaGirl34
༺GOOᗪ ᗰOᖇᑎIᑎG༻ Lore, ℍ𝕒𝕡𝕡𝕪 𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐀𝐘 🌹💃🏼👯‍♀️🎶 I hope your day is filled with good coffee, cozy vibes & lots of joys that make you ⓈMⒾⓁⒺ Beautiful! ☺️🤗🫶🏼 WUV Ya!! 🥰😘😘🤸🏼‍♀️☕️☕️🤘🏼🥳🤣🍻
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I gotta do something about this terrible flatulence.....
It's #Friday - what is your quest?
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I snarfed my coffee....
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Him: I need the most impressive but useless sword in existence. 'High' Wizard: I got you fam........
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Those sneaky Gnomes tried to make off with my book again......
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"Long have I desired to look upon my ancestors."
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Sometimes you just need that little extra.....
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The heights of humor.....
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