#emmerdale Shut it Eric!

Feck off Lewis #emmerdale

#emmerdale Is that Elvis playing poker with Michael Jackson? Ridiculous, I know. How about LUDO then?

#emmerdale Wake up call!

#emmerdale Where are you, Kyle? About time you upped yer murder count!

#emmerdale Gosh!

#emmerdale As Dismal catches Robert up to summat he reminds her that she's making the wallpaper peel off and his eyes water

#emmerdale Let's hope so, should be fun.

#emmerdale Can't pull the wool over Dr Todd's eyes, eh, Kerry?

#emmerdale Got that right, Doctor!

#emmerdale Me I'd just eat the chips..

#emmerdale I think Kerry's sussed you out, j-CUB.

#emmerdale Not having the best of times is Cain, eh? Now some bugger runs him over!

#emmerdale Oh sod off JayCUB, you are a f-cking idiot, end of

#emmerdale SHOULD BE FUN THIS..

#emmerdale - The land of immaculate timing when it comes to catching others at it. Anyway Rherrrrrrrna it's Marlon or Graham. Make your choice! (Hint. Stuff Marlon!)

#emmerdale No worries, Eric. You get to keep all yer loot and not have to 'service' Kerry lol!

#emmerdale has run out of fresh ideas. So have I. And patience

#emmerdale makes lettuce look interesting at the mo