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Joined March 2021
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God the 2021 dsmptwt era gave us some of the funniest tweets in existence
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[at the abortion clinic] i’ll have what she’s having
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Just watched Calling All Villains
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My small penis is kinda moe and petite
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least suspicious owl activity
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Training my penis muscles until I can control it with the dexterity of an elephant trunk and using it to pickpocket people
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every state gets a covid conscious lesbian bar
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Y’all keep blaming yt boomers and I’m not sure why you’re underestimating young yt ppl…
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Going straight from my polling place to CVS to get my covid vaccine tonight
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Sunset @ 5 pm
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When you lowkey avoidant af and you get The Feeling
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midway through 5th semester
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(actively developing an erection) wait my antenna is picking up a signal. the mothership is calling me
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"what are doing for halloween" getting high and jerking off
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Happy Halloween!!!
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ONE, SHE’S A FEMALE!!! TWO, SHE’S NOT A BOY!! THREE, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, SHE’S A GIRL!!!!!
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How it feels to ask someone to send the photos they took of me teapawt.net/nyamicorn/status/21145…
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