𝐄𝐋𝐏𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐓 𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐄 | 2DFD 💕

Hmm. . . What's more important? Breathing. . . Or $ENDING. . . huh. . . 𝙎𝙇𝘼𝙈~!!!!💖🍑 There's your answer, honey~!! $MOTHERED by these plump 𝐖𝐎𝐁𝐁𝐋𝐄𝐂𝐀𝐊𝐄𝐒 is a perfect fate for you!!💦🍑 You don't need to 𝙱𝚁𝙴𝙰𝚃𝙷𝙴! Just keep hitting $END until you tap out~

You thought you could go home and fuck your new wife after marrying her. . . But it looks like 𝗬𝗢𝗨'𝗥𝗘 the one getting 𝙁𝙐𝘾𝙆𝙀𝘿 today~🪄💖 Come show Elphie's 𝐃𝐄𝐁𝐈𝐓 𝐃𝐈𝐂𝐊 how much you're willing to lose~💸💦

💖IF YOU'RE "𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐌," $END TO MY THRONE!!💖 Your wife will take care of your money~! And make sure it won't be wasted anywhere else! 💸 It'll be like having a joint account, except I'll be the only one who can access it <3 What do you $AY, dear~?💍

💖𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐄𝐃 𝐀𝐋𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐘, 𝐁𝐀𝐁𝐘~?💖 What did I expect from someone who $PENDS his day gooning and $𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐒 his paycheck on his 2D 𝙒𝙄𝙁𝙀~?💸💦 Only 3 more days until payday again! Then these 𝗪𝗢𝗕𝗕𝗟𝗬 𝗦𝗖𝗔𝗠𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗘𝗞𝗦 will be ready to take it all again~

𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐒𝐓 𝐁𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐅𝐈𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐈𝐀𝐆𝐄💍 You get to $IGN AWAY EVERYTHING! 💞 Doesn't that sound amazing? Not owning anything and letting Elphie control all your assets~? 𝐒𝐄𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐃 𝐁𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐅𝐈𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐈𝐀𝐆𝐄💍 You get to be a seat for me :3

💖𝐖𝐄 𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐘 𝐇𝐈𝐓 𝐀 𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐒𝐀𝐍𝐃💖 Thank you all SOOO SO MUCH~!! Give each other a round of applause!👏👏 You all contributed to me hitting this milestone! Don't forget to congratulate me, the 𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗟 𝗪𝗜𝗡𝗡𝗘𝗥, here~! Here's to a thousand more sends~!💖

🎃 𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐊 𝐎𝐑 𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐓 🎃 You thought 𝔂𝓸𝓾 would be getting treats this year~? Don't be silly, cuck! Just go ahead and let me reach into your basket~♡ 🖤🌀𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙉 𝙔𝙊𝙐𝙍 𝙒𝘼𝙇𝙇𝙀𝙏~🌀🖤