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Guinea Pig Extraordinaire. not always right, but NEVER wrong. Expert sock sorter.

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Joined February 2010
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Leaky Turnovers is my new name
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🚨 NEW: Keir Starmer moved into Lord Alli’s luxury London penthouse after resigning as Prime Minister
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THIS 👇
We’re deeply concerned that the Labour comms team have told you all to post to tell us you’re al “deeply concerned”
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The RMS 2026 Fry-Off sponsored by Box To Belly - Poll #7 What is the correct number of sausages for a fried breakfast? Please vote (it's anonymous), comment & RT... #FryOff #FriedBreakfast #ShopLocal #ProperButcher #Sausages Poll #6 result >>>
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"How's your diet going?" "Fuck off, Dave"
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I’ve got a chunk of skanky broccoli stalk, if anyone needs it. Happy to post. DM me your address.
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Every height on a mainland British map is measured from a brass bolt in a small hut on a Cornish pier. Ben Nevis is 1,345 m (4,413 ft) high, but only relative to a spot about 745 km (460 mi) away at Newlyn, near Penzance. 1/3
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I predict this will be a worldwide bestseller.
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Local piemaker explains how Burnham's first Budget will make things much worse: "I don’t qualify for the business rates relief because I’m multi-site… I’ve got two shops, so I don’t qualify. The minimum wage has increased. I’m not saying we shouldn’t pay staff. I’m saying we can’t afford to pay them… All my staff have been with us for years. So I’m going to have approximately a £700 a week increase. My suppliers are having an increase too. My supply bills are around £20,000 to £30,000 a week. That’ll go up 10%, so £2,000 to £3,000 a week. So that’s £4,000 a week I’ve got to find… That’s about 20,000 to 30,000 pies a week. So my costs have gone up. I’ve got no business rates relief. The National Insurance is crippling me. The energy crisis is crippling me. I’m going to have to put my prices up, Customers are going to get mad. I’m going to get less profit. As a family, as a director, I’ve got to take a 2% cut. So my family, my one-year-old girl. I’m taking a pay cut. The business is taking a pay cut. How is that breathing room for me? Where’s my breathing space? John Healey, if you’re listening, where’s my breathing space? You promised me. You promised the UK breathing space. Where is it?"
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We fact checked the Budget. Here’s what we looked at: 🔥 Gas standing charges 💷 The triple lock '£15bn' saving 💼 Unemployment and employment rates ➕ Plus more! fullfact.org/economy/budget-…
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What a complete mess. I wish Martin Lewis would butt out of the energy debate. His obsession with the retail side of the market distracts attention from the structural problems caused by domestic energy policy. Worse, by focusing so much attention on how bills are presented and how costs are distributed between consumers, he is helping to create political incentives to manage the symptoms rather than tackle the underlying causes. Ministers can claim to be helping households while leaving the policies responsible for driving up costs largely untouched.
'The least worst way to do it' @MartinSLewis reacts to the chancellor's announcement that 20 million households in council tax bands A to D will receive a £100 energy payment trib.al/WOFfeba @MarkAustinTV 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602
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“Let them eat gherkins.”
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Squeaky retweeted
The Chancellor has said that adjusting the triple lock will “save £15 billion a year”. This figure is how much less the government thinks it’ll spend in 2039/40 on the state pension, compared to what it would have spent without any changes. #Budget2026 (1/2)
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but but but I frickin HATE gherkins
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Breakfast.
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*product placement alert*
🚨 NEW: John Healey makes the final touches to his Budget
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How to make an overly complicated bureaucratic system even more complicated & bureaucratic:
Replying to @PolitlcsUK
Millions of pensioners with higher incomes - such as those who have private pensions - will still pay income tax, as the threshold increase is only for pensioners whose sole income is the state pension
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