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Jennifer Morales

@Squeasy

Inveterate reader, unapologetic grammar corrector, gratuitous World of Warcraft player.

 Silicon Valley
Joined August 2009
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The New York Times
@nytimes24 Jun 2016
Aziz Ansari: Why Trump makes me scared for my family nyti.ms/28Tfy2f via @nytopinion
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Louis Virtel@louisvirtel20 Jun 2016
The Senate is now an episode of "Antiques Roadshow" where we learn our thoughts and prayers are worth nothing.
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Tim Cook
@tim_cook4 Jun 2016
"He who is not courageous enough to take risks will accomplish nothing in life." Rest in peace #MuhammadAli
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Samantha Bee
@realsambee4 May 2016
Shouldn't #TedCruz have been forced to carry his unviable campaign to term?
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Christopher Moore@TheAuthorGuy4 May 2016
Now Ted Cruz looks toward the next children's book he will use to shut down the government over restroom gender wars. #PippiDongstockings
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Stephen King
@StephenKing28 Sep 2015
Dasani, Perrier, and Poland Spring announce a plan to build a straw 140 million miles long. Martian Springwater to go on sale in 2022.
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ZGA@ZGAplease26 Oct 2014
RT @CuteEmergency: Dobby is a free elf! teapawt.net/CuteEmergency/status/5…
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The Oatmeal
@Oatmeal9 Sep 2014
u guys I got this incredible screensaver on my new #applewatch
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Pat Gallagher@pgalla15 Aug 2014
Tell it goodbye, finally: fitting farewell for the Stick at Paul McCartney concert sfg.ly/1uzZOse via @sfgate #candlestick,
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Rex ✪ 🦖 🚀 ✊🏾@rexy6 Aug 2014
PRETTY EXCITED that a potted Groot will be included with the Hot Toys Rocket/Groot 2-pack!
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Mother Jones
@MotherJones3 Jul 2014
The Supreme Court just made the Hobby Lobby ruling even worse bit.ly/VHJpDL
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Grumpy Cat@__GrumpyCat4 Jun 2014
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Megan Amram
@meganamram30 May 2014
Every time you use glitter glue, remember that it used to be a My Little Pony
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The Ellen Show@TheEllenShow3 Mar 2014
If only Bradley's arm was longer. Best photo ever. #oscars
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Dan Savage
@fakedansavage2 Mar 2014
Replying to @chrisricewriter
Time to go. “@chrisricewriter: This video of a wave crashing into a Santa Barbara restaurant is kinda terrifying. youtube.com/watch?v=JZwongCS…” – at Mission Dolores, San Francisco
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Mental Floss
@mental_floss13 Feb 2014
LEGO Movie bloopers are the best bloopers — bit.ly/1meGjCi
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You say you’re going to be alone on Valentine’s Day, but you forget about the insects, ghosts, & surveillance devices in your home.
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Patrick Stewart
@SirPatStew3 Feb 2014
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Carrie Martin@CrazyCatCariBug26 Jan 2014
Replying to @Squeasy
@Squeasy You're killing me man! The show was called All Together Now. :-P
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Steven Brust, pjf@StevenBrust4 Dec 2013
@alan_tudyk Be patient. Orphan Black Friday was less than a week ago.
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