I'm this dude who writes code in everything and uses 4 text editors on a daily basis has an expensive taste in sunglasses and likes to sing/rap sometimes.

Los Angeles, CA
Joined September 2008
Anthony Grimes retweeted
Why don't we test for ability to read and understand pieces of code when interviewing programmers?
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Samsung: I'm so nervous about tonight iPhone: 😬 Samsung: wtf
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OUR NEW SECURITY ANALYST HAS DISCOVERED A VULNERABILITY OUR DEVELOPERS APPEAR TO HAVE ACCESS TO THE SOURCE CODE HENCEFORTH THIS WILL STOP
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If medicine was like supporting open source: Patient: Fix me. Doctor: What's the problem? Patient: Something's wrong! How do I solve it?
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My statistics professor told me the larger the sample size the more trustworthy the data. I guess the Ns justify the means. – at San Diego, CA
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Have you watched @twentyonepilots' video for 'Heathens' yet? youtube.com/watch?v=Uprcpdwu…
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Mondays.
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Feel like it's been a few hours since Trump said or did something stupid. Is he ok?
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Uber Is Offering Free Rides To And From LGBT Hotspots This Weekend laist.com/2016/06/18/disrupt…
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also please allow me to remind everyone what an absolute treasure LAX is. just an all-around exhilarating experience.
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Wife of assemblyman accused of domestic violence testifies she is "afraid" his election loss will prompt retaliation lat.ms/1UCezD0
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"We'll also show how to add commands to the source editor with new Xcode Extensions 😃 that you can distribute on the Mac App Store." 😞
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New programming rule: You're not allowed to complain about a programming language until you've put it into production.
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Replying to @arrdem
never iterate over me or my son again
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Dear Publishers & Reporters: STOP USING SCRIBD. IT'S TERRIBLE. JUST POST A PDF. Sincerely, The Entire Internet
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You know you're making progress as a songwriter when the line "kiss my ass and suck it" is totally making the song.
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Facebook, where some of the white male members of your family and friends upvote racist and sexist bullshit. Get fucked.
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Anthony Grimes retweeted
I would say that I'm Post-Object Oriented Programming, but I don't like the acronym.
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Good on #KanyeWest for putting back into the community by helping struggling artists
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