@StStymie

American 🇺🇸 Fueled By Monster sponsored by @Croom4Men

 Caffeine Croomer
Joined January 2014
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@pillarbynight
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Notice me senpai. Notice me. @GerritWGong
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“Saunye”
Brody@BrodyJMcFarland20h
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Don’t tread Saunye
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You know what’s even better than squirt?
North Korean Liberation Front@TheTriariiOct 27
Not to fridgepoast too much but if you love the taste of white monster Ultra and wish you could drink more of it than recommended daily allowances of caffeine permit, my wife found this soda that comes pretty close to it.
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Chris is in his Kanye West Era
Chris Hardman 🌲 Sauna King
@chrishardmanOct 26
DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH ENERGY IT TAKES TO BE A GENIUS?? IM EATIN STEWED APPLES WITH CINNAMON AT 6 AM IM PUTTING FOUR SPOONS OF CANE SUGAR IN THE ORANGE JUICE IM SIPPING MEXICAN COKE THEY WANT YOU COLD. THEY WANT YOU SLOW. THEY WANT YOU EATING SEED OILS AND EGG WHITES SO YOU STAY EASY TO CONTROL. IF YOUR HANDS ARE COLD DONT TALK TO ME IF YOURE COUNTING NET CARBS DONT TALK TO ME WE SUGAR MAXXING ALL 2026 AND BEYOND GOD IS SWEET. THE DEVIL IS LOW CARB.
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Bees?! 🐝 buzz buzz we’re coming for you 🐝
Mike Lee
@BasedMikeLeeOct 26
“Beez in the Trap”
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Spooky Stymie 🎃👻 retweeted
Constitutional Action Society
@CAS_utahOct 25
Constitutional Action News: Sunday Oct 25 Ben Wilson⁠ & ⁠Kevin Dolan⁠ host 00:00 - What is ⁠Constitutional Action⁠? 03:30 - Outrage as a business model 06:00 - Origins of Constitutional Action 14:30 - Housing prices & disparate impact 26:00 - Should the far left be allowed to participate? 35:15 - Charlie Kirk & the right to a speedy trial 41:35 - LEAD STORY: Creeping Third-Worldification
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Chris Hardman 🌲 Sauna King
@chrishardmanOct 25
I AM CRACKING OPEN A FROSTED SILVER CYLINDER OF PURE UNFILTERED LIGHTNING. THE SOUND OF A WHITE MONSTER TAB POPPING AT 5:45 AM IS THE MODERN MOZART. IT IS A SYMPHONY. DOCTORS BE LIKE "DRINK WATER FIRST THING IN THE MORNING." DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSEPLANT TO YOU??? I AM A VISIONARY. I AM DRINKING LIQUID CHROME.
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Mountain Dew®
@MountainDewOct 25
I like trains #mountaindew #trains #railfans
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He hasn’t visited in 86 years…
Disclose.tv
@disclosetvOct 24
NEW - Adolf Hitler's Alpine retreat, the Eagle's Nest, was completely destroyed after a potential arson attack last night in Bavaria's Berchtesgaden, Germany.
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St. Beuno's Clerk 🗿@mills4gristOct 23
In retrospect, "in the resurrection you and your wife will just be really good buddies" was pretty dumb
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Little brother got the iPhone Duo. Folded shut it’s the perfect size iPhone. I would never need to open it up. But then you do… and it’s glorious. Huge display. Looks awesome. Feels great in hand.
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Muse
@MuseOct 22
me at 6am with your daily briefing
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I love AI
trappy 🍁🎃@c1nnamonbunnyOct 21
Woman I met one time at a bingo hall in rural Connecticut just shared this on Facebook
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Can you listen to Infinite Jest on audiobook?
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25%Yes again
4 votes • Final results
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JSTHE (J-Smitty Thursday Hype Edit) slow version
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“In memory of our God, our religion, and freedom, and our peace, our wives, and our children”
Spooky Stymie 🎃👻
@StStymieOct 22
If all TikTok users were liken unto the Rizzler, the very powers of the normie would be shaken forever
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If all TikTok users were liken unto the Rizzler, the very powers of the normie would be shaken forever
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At this point I feel like my wife is just making up pasta names
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Poast your budget spreadsheets or gtfo
The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints
@Ch_JesusChristOct 21
The Church Historian’s Press has released the Joseph Smith Papers Financial Records series ebook. The release follows the completion of the Financial Records series on the Joseph Smith Papers website, where the final group of documents was published in September. The new ebook introduces readers to the completed collection, providing historical context for nearly 2,000 financial documents and their accompanying transcripts and annotations. The series helps illuminate both the Prophet Joseph Smith’s personal finances and the temporal affairs of the early Church, adding an important dimension to the documentary record of the Prophet’s life and ministry. Learn more on Church Newsroom. newsroom.churchofjesuschrist…
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