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My first Mother’s Day...I can’t believe it! Thank you for making me a mommy! You are so beautiful and I love you so much! God did good! #blessed
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My mom told me it was my husband’s job to mow the yard. If you know me at all, you know this did not go over well!
One of the best parts about living in Tennessee....thunder storms! There’s nothing like the sound of thunder rolling through the mountains.
Husband (@CoreyPresley): which @Disney movie has the best soundtrack?
Me: 🤨🧐
Husband: It’s Tarzan! The answer is Tarzan!
What do you think?
80%Tarzan
20%Lion King
0%Aladdin
0%Other (comment below)
5 votes • Final resultsMy baby has me wrapped! She’ll only sleep in my arms or snuggled up with me in bed at night! Both of which I’m fine with, but how can a tiny human have so much power over me!?
I tried to grate carrots, I sliced my finger open. My SIL is a LPN, this is the text I sent her. She FaceTimed me and the first thing out of her mouth was, “you know they sell bags of grated carrots!” 🙄 I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE A GOOD HOUSE WIFE!
Stay at home moms and dads who have more than one kid...YOU ARE THE BOMB! And don’t let anyone else tell you different!
This 👇🏽 song comes on the radio. @CoreyPresley and I start singing along, when it gets to the chorus, Corey belts out, “BABBBBYYY LOOOVE, oooo” 🤦🏻♀️😂
#lyricfail
I’m 💀😂💀! Oh @CLTKnightsHomer I love you so much!! I’m gonna miss ya like crazy! 🤫 Just don’t tell my husband!
So proud of my husband!
🚨 🚨 LIFE CHANGING MOMENT ALERT 🚨 🚨
Hi. After spending 7 years in the Carolinas... @Standby4Awkward and I are moving closer to home. I’ve taken the role of being News Director at @WBIR
We will miss our friends in Charlotte, but we are so excited to be back in Tennessee.
So...I found these really soft leggings hiding under a pile of dirty clothes in the apartment. I’m not sure where they came from. I washed them and I’ve been wearing them for 2 days now. I refuse to take them off, they’re so comfortable. Just thought you all should know. Carry on
Today I am thankful for:
Anxiety medication
@palsweb half and half tea
The sunshine
Oh and did I mention my anxiety medication!
Anyone wanna guess what Maizie’s new favorite movie is?
43%Mulan
29%Into the Woods
0%Pocahontas
29%Star Wars
7 votes • Final results
