They may not be the droids you are looking for, but they might be the slightly amusing Star Wars tweets...

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Joined July 2010
I don’t like #starwars puns. They feel very forced.
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A friend of mine decided to get a tattoo on his face of his favourite #StarWars character. You should have seen the Luke on his face when it was finished.
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This just in: #Disney is considering a new tv series for its streaming platform #DisneyPlus. Billed as a exciting crossover between #StarWars and #backtothefuture and will be called “The ManDeLorean”.
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My son, Luke, loves the fact that I named my kids after #starwars characters. His brothers, Chewie and Jabba, not so much.
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If you think about it, Luke Skywalker single handedly defeated the Empire. #starwars #StarWars
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It’s best not to pay too much attention when a storm trooper tells you that he misses you. He misses everyone. #starwars #StarWars #stormtroopers
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It is said Droid Engineers and mechanics are never lonely because they are always making new friends. #starwars #StarWars
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Well, that was some Twitter break wasn’t it? I only popped out for for a loaf of bread and some blue milk but the outer rim is 3 light years away when you a defective power coupling and no Astromech droid to hand! #starwars
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NASA has announced #KatyPerry will be landing on the moon as soon as she’s finished appearing at the #CoronationConcert. #
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The motto of the Jedi wisest: The closer one gets to a small moons, Often bigger the surprises. You’ll be wise to remember that. #ThursdayThoughts #starwars
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I knew it! RT @Nien_Nunb: I'm Bartleby The Scrivener
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Yeah...just like that!!
Replying to @StarWarsPR
When a question becomes a statement... kinda like:
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Only true #starwars fans would ask for their partners hand in marriage this way...
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I couldn’t quite put my finger on it but I knew I’d seen this somewhere before... #starwars
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When you have people over to enjoy #StarTrekDay with you, don’t forget to practice safe #socialdistancing. 🖖
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“Doing a Captain’s Log in the restroom is a crime on some systems, Kirk. However I will overlook the Klingon issue this time as it is #StarTrekDay.”
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If #bansky really is revealed to be Neil Buchanan, then this piece found on a wall in Mos Eisley Spaceport just became worthless. #starwars
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When Darth Vader found out the advanced filtration system in his #facemask will stop him catching #coronavirus. #starwars
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“Luke, the Jedi were once the guardians of social justice throughout the galaxy before the dark times, before the #pandemic. Hell, we even used to to eat cake *AFTER* someone had blew on it. Good times.” #starwars
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“Luke, during this #coronavirus #pandemic you might feel like nobody is there for you, but you know who’s always there for you? *LAUNDRY* Laundry will always be there for you, no matter what.” #starwars
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