A. Austin Stark

-laughs nervously- Ha...meth..

Tony. I swear there isn't a meth lab in the kitchen. I'm trying to make instant cookies. Just add saliva.

Thank you for that image. I did not want to end my night thinking of Tony licking syrup...I'm not gonna say it.

I regret giving Sparky nails.

London. That better be you licking my feet. And at the same time it better not be you licking my feet.

If I disappear it's because my charger is in my bag. That's down in the kitchen. Which requires sneaking out of my room.

@Klapectdvjk I'll kick you out.

What.

A random dog appeared. London? Is that you? @StarkThing1

Umm. Loki's drank like...eight bottle of some sort of alcohol. Tony better get home.

Umm. Loki just said that I should know this song because they listened to it when I was an egg...#what #thisiswhyidontgohome

Why is the thought of my girlfriend hacking my phone hot?

No teacher. This metal thing on my desk isn't holding coffee. It's holding a caffeinated beverage and I can't think.

Can I just take over the world already?

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