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Muslim, https://teapawt.net/t.co/eNiRZHuMZ3 (physics/computer science), Graphic Designer and Barber.

Akinogun, Ipaja, Lagos.
Joined September 2012
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The Gunner’s girl
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A 21 year old starting an OF, she’s independent and taking control of her life. But if she gets married, she’s too young to know what she wants.
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No penis for poor woman
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Go under the knife to make themselves attractive - body positivity. Go under the knife to give birth - death sentence.
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grateful to have experienced the Trace Urban, Channel O and MTV Base era
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Financially stable babe una One wey I date, na everyday she dey get conference, na only for TV I dey see am
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Misogynists are just people who tell the truth about women. Some women don’t want accountability. They want immunity from criticism. So instead of addressing the truth, they attack the person saying it. That’s how bad behavior survives.
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You dey carry "death sentence" But you want car as a push gift
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As long as I saw her grow from infancy, she will never look sexually appealing to me. No matter how hard she tries.
Emmanuella Again But how did this girl grow so big like that in just few years? Hey @grok is this Real or Ai?
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A woman that may decide to go with another stupid man tomorrow will determine where someone's son should be buried. Una head dey dirty.
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And women do the exact opposite 😭
Just in case you forgot men lower their standards for sex and raise their standards for marriage
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The paternal side is expected to take care of the wife and child of their dead son when he dies a poor man. But when he dies with properties and wealth, the family is expected to stay away from his wife and children.
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The paternal side is expected to take care of the wife and child of their dead son when he dies a poor man. But when he dies with properties and wealth, the family is expected to stay away from his wife and children.
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DONT BULLY ANYBODY TO ACCEPT UR CANDIDATE BY FORCE BE YOU APC OR PDP OR LABOUR OR RAINBOW COALITION OR NDC … let people have their choice let them make up their mind AND VOTE BYE 👋
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I warned my Nigerian folks
Programming or coding will be automated in the near future so we are heading to codeless future. Coders are at the bottom of the food chain, we need to push as many folks up the chain rather than selling our "seeds" to countries that are playing higher up the chain.
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I swear I no miss am 😂 I earn lesser now but food dey dey house 😂😂😂 E no easy to dey do everything yourself bro 😂
Low-key, as an ex corper, you still miss that 77k 🥱🫵😂
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It may be easy for Hamzat to take over Lagos. It may be easy for Yayi to take over Ogun. I doubt if any one of them can take over south west. How would Yayi take over Oyo? Or Ondo? Or the dynamic Osun? The way Buhari structure died with him, that’s how Tinubu structure will. No one has the clout to inherit the entire structure.
Either Yayi or Hamzat will take over political power in the Southwest from Tinubu.
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The top five biggest Ballon d'Or robberies in football history • Lionel Messi winning ahead of Wesley Sneijder in 2010 That's the greatest Ballon d'Or robbery of all time • Cristiano Ronaldo winning ahead of Frank Ribery in 2013 • Rivaldo winning ahead of David Beckham in 1999 • Lionel Messi winning ahead of Virgil Van Dijk in 2019 I have three options for number five • Luka Modric winning ahead of Cristiano Ronaldo in 2018 • Lionel Messi winning ahead of Robert Lewandoski in 2021 • Lionel Messi winning ahead of Erling Haaland in 2023 Which one should be in number five?
The 'ghost' year and the treble winner who didn't even get nominated—these are the greatest Ballon d'Or robberies of all time 🤔 (w/ @Culturecams, @LyesBouzidi10)
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ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏɴ ʙʀᴏᴋᴇ ᴘᴀᴛᴀᴘᴀᴛᴀ, ʀᴇᴛᴡᴇᴇᴛ!!
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