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Stranger is sad and talks to me while I take the trash out with my dog off leash
Stranger: *sad and saying things
My dog: *walks towards them
Stranger: can you get your dog?
Me: he won't hurt ya
Stranger: ok
My dog: *sniff sniff
Stranger: 🙂
Me: 🙂
My dog: 🐶
I was in 7th grade
Teacher has us come up with commercial ideas
I was supposed to sell popsicles
My ad was "don't be a sucker. Get a popsicle"
Teacher basically disowns me Infront of the whole class
"That's too offensive you'll get sued"
I'm in my 30s and still hate that bitch
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You wouldn't believe how many responses I've gotten since this clip was posted!!!
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Replying to @votefloridaman @joerogan
A Trump vs. Biden debate on Rogan would be epic and would much more beneficial than a standard debate.
















