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Former third in command of the Lost Light, special martial arts instructor.

Lost Light (Mun is 24)
Joined March 2026
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THEY SAY IM GANDERFLUID BECAUSE EVERY TIUME YOU TAKE A GANDER IM ADIFFERENT . GENDER. MY FLUIDIS AREN'T IN MY BODY RIGHT NOW I'M GOING TO BE REAL HONEST HERE WE MIGHT NEED THE MOP AGAIN. CAN SOMEONE GET THE MOP. ITS KIND OF DAMP AND STINKY
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But that's my emotional support confusingly intimate flirtatious but platonic friend
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NOTICE⚠️ this SLUG 🐌 is eating an MUSHROOM 🍄‍🟫 check below👇
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cms 黑白红配色,真是美味啊
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this was the best thing ever written in mtmte and almost every single issue falls off worse than the last after these two panels
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cmon brazil please im eating pao de queijo and prato feito today in your honor please pull it off
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DRIFT drift DRIIIIFT #Drift
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#drift I was too indecisive about the colors 😢
but here’s the version I ended up with.
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It is strange to be alive when so many people I loved are not. I wish it could change. I wish I could take their place instead. They would have known what to do, and would have done it better than me. Without ever spilling energon. Chicken noodle soup for dinner.
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Complete misconception that I was a sadistic killer. I was just kind of an asshole mostly
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Replying to @DJD_Commander
No. I am often acting very smartly . I am wise beyond my years haven’t you heard
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Frenzy was actually 2 feet tall when he first joined the Decepticons. We used to have to use a enlargement ray on him every morning to get him to a respectable size. We used it so much his body just got used to it and he doesn't need it anymore. er. as much.
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Straight up polishing it. And by “it” well. Let’s just say… my Sword
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I don't think Rodimus is british because if he was it would be a little scary
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Hello, Lost Light. Just here to remind everyone that life is much sweeter when you are kind to yourself and others.
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