Stats Britain

2016 was a different world man

99.9% of the best bands in history are British, even if you don’t know it yet.

1 in 3 Britons just want Harry Styles to come back home.

Ed Sheeran’s dad has reportedly gone back in time and pulled out, ending Sheeran’s existence.

It is a British actor’s moral responsibility to decline roles in Harry Potter.

Nicholas Hoult, why

close enough, welcome back to TV, Harry Styles

Timothée Chalamet absorbed the life forces of both Tom Hiddleston and Benedict Cumberbatch to bring his art into the world

On his second day in the US, The King has reportedly doordashed a Taco Bell mexican pizza to his hotel in time for breakfast.

James Corden commented but we didn’t write it down.

also baked beans, we bake the beans, it’s in the title please correct the record @TaylorLorenz

Britain 100% has bagels and cream cheese

Ania Magliano needs to be in 99% more sketches on SNL UK.

Zayn was spotted leaving the meeting but travelled directly back to his farm in Pennsylvania without comment.

An excited Horan told The Times, “I didn’t have anything else to do!”

Tomlinson added, “I won’t punch anyone, for a while.”

Styles said after leaving the meeting, “I said disco occasionally, I want to get into pop all the time.”

BREAKING: Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson, Zayn, and Niall Horan have met and jointly decided their solo endeavours haven’t worked and are uniting once again as No Direction. New album announcement coming soon.

Hot Take: it’s getting more embarrassing the older they all get