Stats Texas

7% of people who mess with Texas actually die.

Texas accounts for 64% of Patriotism in America.

This 45 degree weather has, 97% of Texans in a non-stop nag about how cold it is.

100% of Texans don't understand why the "DPS" is not called the "DMV".

0.4% of Texans were surprised that Texas remained a RED state, after this years mid-term elections.

36,000 Texans a year are arrested a year for illegally cutting down Blue Bonnets.

93% of Texans shop at HEB, just because it's a Texas thing.

Texans are 4x more likely to "Turn-up" on Halloween than any other state. Happy Halloween! 🎃

57% of Texans still think the Rangers still have a chance at winning the World Series.

According to recent polls, 99% of Texans love breakfast tacos.

86% of Texans women know how to ride properly.

Studies show, 0.03% of people outside of Texas know what a mum is.

39% of Texans just eat the pecans on the pecan pie during Thanksgiving.

Data suggest, that if the zombie apocalypse were to break out in Texas, it would end that day.

100% of Texans know that Whataburger=home.

100% of Texans know that the best bar-b-que joint is down the street.

12% of Texans do not make it home during rush hour in Houston, Dallas or Austin.

89% of Texans believe that the trees are supposed to stay green all year long.

100% of Texans refer to soda as soda, not "pop" or "cola". It's soda.

34% of Texans ride horses to school/work.