"How does dry skin affect you at work?" "You don’t have any elbow grease to put into it."

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"What did the fish say when he hit the wall? Dam."

"If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?"

"I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know..."

"When two vegans get in an argument, is it still called a beef?"

"Dad, can you put my shoes on?" "No, I don't think they'll fit me."

"What does a bee use to brush its hair?" "A honeycomb!"

"What concert costs just 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!"

"I have a joke about chemistry, but I don't think it will get a reaction."

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