im 69 inches tall, my sign is the 69 one

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YAโ€™LL REMEMBER LIL WAYNEโ€™s RESPONSE WHEN SOMEONE DREW HIM AND ASKED HOW MUCH HEโ€™D PAY FOR IT?๐Ÿ˜ญ
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i do be eating a lot of soup
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thank u instagram ai thing for recognizing me as muscular :โ€™)
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i remember coming home from being a mailman to an unloving woman that mindfucked herself with these podcasts all day; convincing herself that all the hard work i did was low effort while she did nothing. never again.
Imagine working 12 hour days to provide for your stay at home wife and she's just watching propaganda designed to make her hate you all day
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im so deadass when i say that tiktok fried her brain. she went from a seemingly normal person to someone who was like under mind control or some shit i swear.
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unfortunately for my haters i woke up big & strong & full of love (AGAIN)
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emphasis on strong because the nurse at my appointment commented on my traps and it felt very good
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The point of a relationship with a man is he's a human being you are supposed to like and care about, not a money printing guard robot.
Getting really blackpilled about relationships now that Iโ€™ve been celibate for like 2 years. Whatโ€™s the point of a man anymore? If youโ€™re not going to protect or provide, what really is the point lmao
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btw this is what they looked like, this was the only pack that wasnโ€™t cut thin. i will be throwing these hoes on tonight.
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btw this is what they looked like, this was the only pack that wasnโ€™t cut thin. i will be throwing these hoes on tonight.
these $6/lb strip steaks from save-a-lot might give me covid69 but fuck it we ball
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if i was president everything bad would stop happening immediately
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i visited my old office today and my ex boss hugged me and said she missed me i fuckin forgot what itโ€™s like to have a boss who isnโ€™t a terrorist.
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Replying to @SteeIDick
If she donโ€™t pull up like this get away from me
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Replying to @katsuxbt
One guy has self control and the other doesnโ€™t lol Troy is smart, that couldโ€™ve easily been false rape accusations/couldโ€™ve been a set up. It pays not to think with your Johnson all the time
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the people calling him gay for calling the cops must not know the countless cases where this exact thing is used to get someone set up and killed
Troy Aikman says he came home to two female fans swimming in his pool and called the cops, but Michael Irvin said the cops wouldโ€™ve been his last call โ€œI came home. I was single. I was living by myself at my house, and I came home and I had two fans, two female fans, that were swimming in my pool in my backyard...โ€ โ€œI called the police and just said, โ€˜Hey, Iโ€™ve got some intruders and somebody could come take care of this.โ€™โ€ โ€œ[Michael] Irvin laughs. He said the police would have been the last people he was calling, which is a pretty good indication of Michael and I being a little different.โ€
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for days i deadass thought i had ALS, i picked up a bottle of water and it felt like 9000 pounds and then remembered thats what pneumonia does since i hadnโ€™t eaten or slept properly in a while
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the more things i watch about als and chris johnson in specific i get more paranoid
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