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Husband. Data scientist. Steelers/Red Sox/Celtics. Singapore noodle junkie.

Red Bank, NJ
Joined March 2009
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Mike in Jersey retweeted
Pete Hegseth wanted people to watch a public execution, well they're seeing it tonight.
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Women will never understand the simple joy men get from just existing. A man can arrive in a new city, walk around for hours, explore random streets, observe people, and be completely fucking content. Then a woman joins. Now there needs to be an agenda. Cafe. Restaurant. Shopping. Tourist spot. Photos. Next location. Something always has to be happening. Meanwhile, a man can grab a good drink, sit in the town square for three hours, watch the world move around him, and think: "Yeah. This is f*cking nice." No itinerary. No entertainment. No destination. Just existing without needing existence to entertain you. Being a man is peaceful.
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Mike in Jersey retweeted
Robert Wadlow, the world's tallest man, was sadly born 40 years too soon to achieve his true destiny of averaging three points a game off the bench for the Clippers.
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Mike in Jersey retweeted
If people only talked about the stuff they were qualified to speak on intelligently, you’d immediately eliminate 98% of social media.
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People with 6 teeth defending people with 8 yachts is one of the greatest political achievements in modern history.
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Mike in Jersey retweeted
I don't think men should be playing in women's sports AT ALL but it's such a non issue and literally affects 0.0000000005 percent of the population.
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Mike in Jersey retweeted
The guy who was drunk sounded sober and the guy who was sober sounded drunk. And it was perfect.
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Mike in Jersey retweeted
Remember when ESPN showed Australian rules football all the time and every score was punctuated by a guy in a hat reacting like Isaac after he’d just mixed a perfect margarita on the Love Boat?
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Mike in Jersey retweeted
Bob Cousy is 97 years old today because he trusted the scientists.
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Mike in Jersey retweeted
What odds could you have gotten in 1991 on “Magic Johnson will still be alive in 2026 and also the most jovial, healthy looking motherfucker in every room he enters.”
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Mike in Jersey retweeted
If Jeff Bezos could afford to spend $75 million on the Melania movie & $500 million for a yacht to sail off to his $55 million wedding to give his wife a $5 million ring, please don't tell me he needed to fire one-third of the Washington Post staff. Democracy dies in oligarchy.
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I’ll give a $100 dollars to 10 lucky followers if Schwarber actually signs with the Buccos. All you gotta do is follow me and retweet this. Would be the biggest free agent deal. And narrative changer in Pirates history.
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Mike in Jersey retweeted
I’ve seen so many of these emotional military reunions BUT this one is among the best. Merry Christmas 🙏
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Mike Tomlin the type of guy to stand on 12 in blackjack and still win the hand.
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THANK YOU, NEW JERSEY! I’m thrilled to officially be your Democratic nominee for governor and I am ready for the challenge. Let’s do this.
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I wanted to see Mason Rudolph get one more shot.
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Kashmir, a classic of Led Zeppelin. Written by Robert Plant and Jimmy Page, the song that Robert Plant mentioned like ''I wish we were remembered for Kashmir more than Stairway To Heaven'' in an interview. Originally titled Driving To Kashmir, the song had begun as a lyric Plant had been inspired to write in the autumn of 1973 after a long, seemingly never-ending drive through “the waste lands”, as he put it, of southern Morocco. It's meaning had nothing to do with Kashmir, in northern India, at all. As Plant explained Kashmir's meaning to Cameron Crowe, it was about the road journey itself rather than a specific geographical location: “It was a single-track road which neatly cut through the desert. Two miles to the east and west were ridges of sand rock. It looked like you were driving down a channel, this dilapidated road, and there was seemingly no end to it.” Hence, Plant said, the opening lyric: ‘Oh let the sun beat down upon my face, stars to fill my dreams.’ Musically, the juddering rhythm had erupted out of a late-night session involving Page and drummer John Bonham during one of the band’s regular stays at Headley Grange, the haunted mansion in East Hampshire where they recorded so many tracks in the early 70s. “It was just Bonzo and myself,” Page said. “He started the drums, and I did the riff and the overdubs, which in fact get duplicated by an orchestra at the end, which brought it even more to life. It seemed so sort of ominous and had a particular quality to it. It’s nice to go for an actual mood and know that you’ve pulled it off.” Robert Plant and Jimmy Page performing 'Kashmir' with the Egyptian orchestra leaded by Hossam Ramzi. This song is already something that has so much power in itself but with an orchestra, with the notes of all that instruments, it became something extraordinary. Please enjoy. Thank you for background information, please visit their website: @ClassicRockMag
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Mike in Jersey retweeted
The best thing the Steelers could do is just roll with Mason Rudolph for 2025 season. If it works out great, if not, draft a franchise quarterback in 2026. That simple.
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Mike in Jersey retweeted
Trump doesn’t have the authority to eliminate the Department of Education. He might know that if he wasn’t such a willful fucking idiot.
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Mike in Jersey retweeted
There are more kids with measles in Texas than there are Trans Athletes in the NCAA but you don’t hear MAGA out there talking about that now do you?
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