Paint Sprayer. born n bred londoner. dislike of smelly lefties. there's no climate emergency. you're either a male or a female, no trans bollox. anti woke.
London, England
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I think the Beatles "All You Need Is Love" is pretty much sarcasm, and the trombone in the chorus is meant as a kind of mocking laughter 🤔
Are the 'Left' gonna come out and condem Russel Brand? He is one of them after all.
What is it with the Left and sexual predators and nonces?
I say build more Nightingale hospitals and put as many of us as possible into a medically induced coma.
On this day we remember Mr Guy Fawkes, the last man to enter parliament with honest intentions. 1570-1606.
'Ginger' should be a word that is only allowed to be said by gingers. Everyone else should either say red hair, titian or ugly fucker.
Stephen Butler retweeted
See my standup tour - new dates added for Southampton, new material with @andrewlawrence and still tickets available for London show with @CountDankulaTV:
Liverpool 20th Nov: hotwatercomedy.co.uk/event/4…
Second Cambridge date added due to demand 28th Jan: ents24.com/cambridge-events/…
Southampton 25th Feb with Andrew Lawrence: theatticsouthampton.co.uk/pr…
Southampton 8th April: theatticsouthampton.co.uk/pr…
London, 18th Dec with Count Dankula, Nicholas de Santo and Darius Davies:
billetto.co.uk/e/cancelled-a…
All ginger people, man or woman, should be made to dye their hair a non offensive colour regularly, or face exile from our once great nation, we already inport jihadi terrorists without having to put up with ginger people aswell.
Is it even the run up to Christmas without a retailer filming an advert with a mixed-race family shitting over traditions?
Dear @10DowningStreet can you please stop giving our money away, we're drowning in debt and struggling to make ends meet.
Regards, UK taxpayers.
Tried to get some self-defence advice from a friend who travels a lot. He didn’t have that much to say. He’s used to relatively safe countries like Syria and Afghanistan.
When you crush ants do you think about where they come from? Who they love and what they hope for? Contemplate that this week when you are crushed underneath a gigantic foot.
The fact that you have to eat a tin of baked beans just to get to those amazing little sausages is a travesty. Do the right thing Heinz and just make tins of sausages in tomato sauce.
