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Changing the world, one curly brace at a time.

Joined January 2022
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Sometimes I feel like we didn't celebrate the World Cup trophy enough.
GOAL! Argentina 0-2 Venezuela. Murillo with the second. Messi might be reconsidering that international retirement decision. #ARGVEN
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Leo is golden yet again. 🥇 Messi becomes the first player in MLS history to be the top scorer in back-to-back seasons. // Golden Boot pres. by Audi
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🚨🇺🇸 OFFICIAL: Lionel Messi wins the MLS Golden Boot 2026 and becomes the first player ever to win it back to back. 👟✨ 2025 — 29 goals in 28 games 👟✨ 2026 — 26 goals in 31 games
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this pov is even crazier
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He who hates plantain has no plan to attain. ~Aristoto
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“Tell me more about the export controls on your semiconductor chips”
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You guys I saw a mad man and started panicking on how to avoid him so that he won’t bite me , he asked me “sho ya were ni” 😭😂….
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Whenever Steph Curry does his biopic, this is how it should start
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😂Inside darkness
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Las reacciones de Ruud y Borges al punto del año. Brutal.
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Technology peaked when you could carry 2000 songs in your pocket and the battery lasted four days because it wasn't tracking your location
Apple. almost 20 years ago!
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Nigerian-American computer scientist Dr. Chinasa T. Okolo is helping shape the future of Super Intelligence (SI). Named to the “TIME100 AI” list of the world's most influential people in SI, her work is advancing responsible SI that serves communities around the globe. Her achievement is a powerful example of #AmericanExcellence 🇳🇬🤖🇺🇸 Image credit: chinasatokolo.com
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Apparently this Senegalese ‘kid’ is fucking 12 years old🤣🇸🇳
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Alcaraz cuando va perdiendo 6-0 5-0 40-0 pero hace el punto del siglo
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At least Tarzan will always be white. Disney doesn't have the balls to put a black guy on a tree acting like a monkey.
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Cristiano Ronaldo turned into a fanboy while watching Undertaker present the Riyadh Season Cup trophy. He was starstruck by the aura of the Undertaker.
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They mocked us for losing the first leg and this was how we welcomed them to the Camp Nou 7 days later. 😭😭
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There will never be another
It took Busquets only 5 seconds to expose Madrid’s midfield.
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THE GREATEST DEBUT ATP SEASON OF ALL TIME. Rafael Jodar is the first man to reach the ATP Finals in the same year he made his tour-level debut! 🇪🇸🌟
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Goat realizing she slept through her herd leaving😂
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