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Raleigh, NC ← Myrtle Beach, SC
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Nintendo sent over a copy of Nintendo Switch Sports Resort, so you know we’re about to have a whole competition stream between Mal and me.
Come “predict” the winner!
🔴 Live right now on Twitch!
I was driving today and saw a woman in the distance on the sidewalk, wearing a bright red dress and posing with her head tilted and her hand on her hip. It was bizarre because she wasn’t moving, and no one else was around. But then I got closer. It was a fire hydrant.
The October Patreon video is here: 50+ minutes of info and updates about the rest of the year!
More than ever, we appreciate your support. Patrons are the foundation of literally everything we do. Thank you!
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We adopted 3 cats two weeks ago (check the vlog!) and they’re absolutely wonderful. Unfortunately they’ve also been very sick. We just completed the 5th vet visit in 14 days.
So join me tomorrow (Sat) at 1pm on Twitch for a BONUS Shelf Control: “Oh God Vet Bills” edition. 🐈⬛🐈🐈⬛
Dreamt an “AI” model named G.A.R.Y. became #1 in the world, even had a commercial with Vin Diesel in Santorini.
The model was just a low-poly version of Gary Coleman’s head. You asked him questions and he replied with Animal Crossing noises.
Wish I knew what G.A.R.Y. stood for.
I have one item in my cart. It is $34.99.
Walmart: free shipping at $35
Me: *adds one thing*
Walmart: okay great so you’ll get item A on Tuesday and item B on Wednesday
Me: please don’t, just send them together on Wednesday
Walmart: ok
THEY ARRIVED ONE HOUR APART TODAY
It was vitally important to Walmart that I spend an extra penny to achieve free shipping, but then they did things in the least efficient way, even after I requested the items to arrive together
To the person who delivered a single candy bar: I’m so sorry
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Nintendo sent us an early copy of #Orbitals so we get to have TWO STREAMS today!
At 1pm I'm continuing my first playthrough of Zelda: LttP.
At 7pm Mal is joining me for the beginning of Orbitals, a co-op adventure inspired by 80's anime.
After a month in copyright hell, Shelf Control from July is available on the VOD channel!
(Good time to let you know that August's Shelf Control is this Saturday at 1pm ET 👀)
Go forth, and experience bewilderment over Petz Catz 2
➡️ youtu.be/TOM40bt8LRI
