The Only Burner in The Dirty Eug | Louisiana Native | Oregon ‘86

Eugene, OR
Joined January 2024
Zesty for Mesty might be a little too real
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Counting or not counting Jason Kelce and Bert Kreischer taking their shirts off
🚨 Pat McAfee GOES OFF on the University of Utah 😳 He says he’s never felt so uncomfortable, even bringing up what happened at UVU last year. “I did not enjoy the University of Utah.” HOLY SMOKES 💀
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No… not Pat McAfee
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Might be worse than a trans flag
Mid way through first semester
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Deshaun Watson Comeback Player of The Year is going to do numbers
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I don’t know what’s worse not understanding how percentages work or the “1%” being Ohio State
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Writing all of this just to say you’re unemployed Posting on LinkedIn not saying “accepting a job” should be illegal
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Something just came across Stevey’s desk… New fantasy football punishment, get with a Tri Delt at Franklin College
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The caption being “proof that beauty shines brightest through kindness” That’s just another way of saying you’re fat and ugly
How did this woman ever get on television
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Oregon lost but Kevin G got 4 black queens
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Fyp gave me a gem Im about to drink a bottle of Hennessy and comment something special
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Women should just stop larping knowing ball Drew Lock “3rd String QB” #stayinthekitchen
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Dante Moore is a fucking DAWG fucking Boise on and off the field 😤
Your QB liked it you can too 🤍
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Might need to cop for the Kirkaversary #carrytheflame
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I would kill myself is I got posted like this #insanecropwork
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Kirk would’ve loved Dante Moore 🥲
In 20 years people will look back and say Oregon fundamentally transformed football as we know it. #Ducks
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Need names of every guy who participated and got no 🐱 #cucklife
If the social chair tried organizing this shit he’d get laughed out of the room when i was in college
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Didn’t get a bid so he’s waiting till January to return to Knoxville I stand with Ben ✊🏻 #bensmithvolsfan77strong
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