Liberal Enthusiast. Wok in a Box aficionado. Premier Finally.
Dunstan, South Australia
Joined February 2013
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I know $42 million of taxpayer money for an Adelaide Oval boutique hotel is a lot, but as God as my witness, I can guarantee it will be able to turn right. #saparli
Congratulations to this year’s winner of the Premier’s Reading Challenge! @iainevansmp
If only someone had told me the tram might not be able to turn right.
If only someone had indicated, given me a hint, a slight nudge, a bit of info, a short brief, a signal of some kind, a heads up, flagged the possibility, highlighted the chance, suggested that maybe.
If only.
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Rookie Labor Leader #SlipperyPete @PMalinauskasMP has been caught out misleading South Australians again! This morning he claimed people can only renew their drivers licence photo at Service SA centres. WRONG. This can be done at other locations #saparli
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Rob! Look at all the nice people who came to congratulate me on my budget. They have signs and uniforms and everything! #saparli
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Hey after cocking up the 2014 campaign I’ve had to wait a long time to make these cuts so cut your boy steve a little slack ok thanks bye.
Day 141 of Government:
Have almost run out of Labor projects to announce.
Some Ministers flailing.
Wingard wanting to rename his department “Simply Cops”.
Idiot.
I actually only promised to fund our Grand Parent. (That’s what we call Rob Lucas) #saparli
Day 67 of Government: Still unsure how to use swipe card. Do you put it in? Or hold it there? This is bullshit. Probably Jay’s fault. More updates to come. #saparli
Only a Liberal Government will introduce sniffer dogs in schools with bees in their mouths so when they bark they shoot bees at you.
