So it's probably time to let you folk know what I've spent the last [redacted for sanity] hours pixeling away at! I was making myself laugh thinking about the crappest loot you could receive in a game. So... I drew 1,000 of them. @UselessLoot #UselessLoot

If you missed it, you can now reveal your Useless Loot over at uselessloot.com Somebody has already revealed "Soleless Boots with Soul" which was the first one I thought up before starting this madness!

Thanks to all that minted @UselessLoot - seriously it means a lot! I hope you ARE disappointed with what you reveal... wen?? well it won't be announced...

Launch Day is here! I've been chipping away at @UselessLoot for a long time now and somehow all 1,000 items are actually finished. I've tried to put care into the bits that probably didn't need it. Every material has its own 3 colour palette. Every state was designed to feel distinct. I even went through the regular items one by one and gave ~80 of them unique names wherever there was a joke to make or a concept to twist. Then there's the less exciting stuff - onchain contracts, the site, indexed explorer and everything needed to keep the hiddens actually hidden. Anywho, thanks to everyone who's been following along. Hope you find something useless today!

Lol I've already got pixel drawing withdrawal symptons... It's only been a few weeks and I already miss settling down with a topic ready and churning through 10-15 items in an evening.

I've spent far too long working on @UselessLoot for me to NOT throw it in front of your faces... We mint THIS FRIDAY on @opensea 1,000 unique, fully onchain, hand-pixeled items of increasingly questionable usefulness. opensea.io/collection/useles…

Hey @opensea There's a fake Useless Loot collection on Base that I can't report as my collection hasn't started minting yet. This is the genuine collection for reference: opensea.io/collection/useles…

I compared Claude Opus 5.5 against GPT6 Sol. I asked them both to create an #00ff00 background. The results have been incredible