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Clapton / Walthamstow edgeland
Joined May 2009
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Replying to @ShitChester
@ShitChester traffic lights are not working at the sainsbury roundabout so it's a free for all
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His job is bladerunner. His name is Ken Bladerunner.
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I like that @ShitChester has become the official account for all things Cestrian, most of which aren’t shit at all.
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Something a bit Wasp Factory about this tree feller. Caveat: I read The Wasp Factory 25+ years ago.
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I’ve just started watching Taskmaster New Zealand. Unexpectedly, one of the series 1 contestants is Nicolas Winding Refn.
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Investments wobble and they might fall down
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🎵 Seven bins, and sewage in the river / Seven bins, are Tory policy 🎵
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Trying to put a positive spin on the equinox: From today, the rate at which the amount of daylight is decreasing, is decreasing. This tweet is not available in the Southern Hemisphere.
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I was on 17.48 bus from Chester Interchange to Blacon, service No 1. I have left some vital documents on the bus. Has anyone come accross with them or has seen anything like that on Arriva bus on Blacon service today? They are really important to me. @ShitChester #help
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This is getting a bit Mandela Effect. Everything I thought I knew is a lie!
I checked. If it ran in theatres before telly then I’ll eat your doughnut.
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Correction: '78. Thanks @ShitChester
I saw Mr. Spoon on Button Moon LIVE at the Chester Gateway theatre in 1976.
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I saw Mr. Spoon on Button Moon LIVE at the Chester Gateway theatre in 1976.
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It must be nice to be so sure of your own smartness that you will never, ever deviate from your first impression of something. Unfortunately, to the rest of us, you look AS THICK AS FUCKING PIGSHIT
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Look! A futuristic motorbike! Is the idea of something *looking* futuristic inherently retro? Anyway. I like its hunched-forward stance, and there's a pleasing consistency in its panels' geometry. It's on @BikeEXIF. bikeexif.com/zero-sr-electri…
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Replying to @harukimurakami_
a) Haruki Murakami is not on Twitter b) this is what he said about energy & writing in that interview, in context uniqlo.com.hk/en_GB/haruki-m…
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“Thanks everyone for comments on the draft, here it is revised with all your edits.”
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This glitched out scan of a children’s book is a modernist masterpiece
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