For a nation that doesn't read history - hell, that can barely handle Daylight Saving Time - we sure do go on about G.O.A.T.s a lot.
Today is the funeral for former Pres. Jimmy Carter.
It was supposed to happen earlier, but the ghost of Ronald Reagan secretly negotiated to push it back.
There's a Moscow hotel manager somewhere who has the opportunity to do the funniest thing and place a barrel on the ground below whichever room Bashar al-Assad is staying in.
Will enjoy the next four years of technology yanking me relentlessly toward AI, while all public policy drags me inexorably back toward coal.
A skin flap of a human that--when he's not oozing--is weeping.
Democracy Dies in Dicklessness
An endorsement of Kamala Harris was drafted by Post staffers but had yet to be published, according to sources who spoke on the condition of anonymity.
The decision not to publish was made by The Post’s owner, Jeff Bezos, according to the same sources. wapo.st/3Uqm5K9
Guys, I'm starting to think Trump might be guilty.
The sad plight of the journalists I follow, summarized:
"Hoo-boy, Trump's address to the Consortium of CEO's For De-Regulation, Bad Rhythm, and Nursing Home Development was a DISASTER. He's done-for this time."
'Round my trivia HQ, it's #octodoberfest Day 6: Get Your Head Right.
For that, I'll need @JWOcker 's guide to Gage, Langmaid, and many more headcases 💀
Alright, I'll be painfully, brutally, agonizingly honest: I thought Kris Kristofferson had already died.
Who was I thinking of?
I'm old enough to remember what HAS to be about 36 hours ago, the time when Donald Trump was going to appropriate @KamalaHarris 's "love" message.
Steven Bost retweeted
🚨🚨🚨BREAKING: Moments ago President Biden sent former President Jimmy Carter this birthday greeting.
President Carter’s birthday is this Tuesday.
He'll be the first president to reach 100 years old in HISTORY.
Join us in wishing President Carter a very Happy Early Birthday!! 💙💙💙













