Steven F. Galloway

#onlyfoolsandhorses was the first TV comedy I remember seeing. No doubt in an effort to get us to sit still, my dad said to me and my brother: "Watch this, it's funny." Rodney said "why have I got bloody cornflakes again?" Being 8 and 9, we did indeed find this very funny.🧵

Maybe Rehan coming in as emergency opener will prove to be a 'Travis Head Moment'... #bbccricket

I think the Overton Window should have closed a while ago... #bbccricket

Also, this is how said father-in-law is being served port. White carpet... #DuvetKnowItsChrismas

Wife's office all set for the father-in-law. #DuvetKnowItsChrismas

Steve Smith with his Mastermind specialist subject - getting rattled by Archer. #bbccricket

Introducing Edward Horatio (5) to his historical namesake this bedtime. Obviously, there's an honourable mention for @holland_tom's favourite town. @TheRestHistory

Is the England-India test rivalry developing into another Ashes? It feels similar nowadays in terms of importance... #BBCCricket

Possibly the most notable thing about Jamie Overton's presence in this match is that he has two cricketing terms in his surname. Can any other players boast this? (except his brother). #BBCCricket

Should have bowled first... #bbccricket

Anything under 450 England will chase easily. I have full confidence. #BBCCricket

There's the cricket episode of Downton Abbey where reluctant Irish chauffeur Branson is browbeaten into playing and ends up taking the winning catch in the deep... #bbccricket

2 England centuries to India's 5... suggests our batting depth was the difference. #bbccricket

I hope we win this by ten wickets, if just to annoy Steve in Southampton. #bbccricket

Yes Steve in Southampton, the famously shy and meek England side of the early 1980s, featuring wallflowers like Ian Botham, Geoffrey Boycott... hang on... #bbccricket

I hate it when Australia do this. I suppose I should take comfort that they're not doing it us to (England) but it's still triggering... #bbccricket

Personally, I'd rather watch Marnus Labuschagne play 5 days' worth of dot balls than go to Download Festival, but that's just me. #bbccricket

Back home from work and my wife is cooking carbonara. I just fancied it for some reason. Cream has just been added. #bbccricket

A bit niche, but Simon Jones is the name of both the Welsh fast bowler of 2005 Ashes fame and the bass player from The Verve. #bbccricket

It's the big one tonight: The clash of the shite-uns. #EuropaLeagueFinal