Engineer, Husband, Father, Writer in the Northeast of England. A place of Calm, in a website of Chaos. https://teapawt.net/t.co/cjOd1bKU6t
Bedlington, England
Joined October 2017
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Seems like a good place to discuss shit.
Read my review of @BeardedBetts "Help! I can't stop shitting snakes!"
Scatological satire of the finest order.
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I don't come to this place much these days, but I'm here to tell everyone that I'm delighted and honoured to be in this years line up.
We’re thrilled to announce the line up for our 2026 anthology on the theme of BRIDGES. Thank you to everyone who submitted & to our anthology editors Karen Jones & Sharon Telfer for all their hard work: nationalflashfictionday.co.u…
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We’re thrilled to announce the line up for our 2026 anthology on the theme of BRIDGES. Thank you to everyone who submitted & to our anthology editors Karen Jones & Sharon Telfer for all their hard work: nationalflashfictionday.co.u…
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🚨🚨 Attention 🚨🚨
We will be announcing the winner of the 2025 1K Word Herd Competition tomorrow!!
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Less than 2 months...
The Fear Is Real.
You can't run or hide from @michaelwehunt's highly-anticipated tour de force of a novel... THE OCTOBER FILM HAUNT hits shelves everywhere on 9/30. Preorder today: static.macmillan.com/static/…
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Oh hey did you preorder The Barre Incidents yet? I’m making some really neat bookmarks RN. If you preorder you will get themmm. (And stickers) And I’ll sign
The Barre Incidents is available for preorder w/ @MalarkeyBooks!! Cosmic Horror with Dark Fantasy. It's got romance under the shadow of grief, and a haunted-town love letter to books like The Mothman Prophecies.
Cover by the amazing Matthew Revert and preorder link in comments
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🖤☠️$0.99 sale🖤☠️
A book never goes out of fashion; it can always use more eyes on it; & you, yes YOU, look like you need A SERIOUSLY FUCKED UP HOUSE in your life.
Get @CarsonWinter3 & @JolieToomajan's POSTHASTE MANOR for less than a buck:
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Writers, you have ONE more day to enter our 1,000 Word Herd Flash Fiction Competition!
- Receive 2 prompts
- Write, re-write, edit for 7 days
- enjoy a free STRESS HEADACHE!
- Win prizes, merch & a place in the winners collection
Register here: tldrpress-1000-word-herd-202…
#1kwhc
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It's almost time!
Who wants an Advanced Reader Copy?
They're nearly ready!!
Sign up here:
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When the civilized world becomes too much to handle, return to Nature...
...and hope that Nature doesn't have even worse in store.
SPLIT SCREAM: OFF THE MAP, out next week! Travel advisories are in full effect🖤☠️
Order here: store.tenebrouspress.com
ALT Forest green and black cover art by Evangeline Gallagher: a stag’s head draped in silken moss and a disembodied ethereal hand, superimposed over a map of the US. Quotes: “Evokes the atmosphere of David Lynch” "Weighty, haunting...strangely hopeful" NEW WEIRD HORROR NOVELETTES FROM IDE HENNESSY, JOHN K. PECK & L. MAHLER SPLIT SCREAM: OFF THE MAP WEIRD ONLY WORKS WHEN YOU STRAY FROM THE PATH.
Book post is the very best post. Been waiting for this for a long time. Congratulations @kylerseibel. @CLASHBooks
Alas, it was not meant to be!
We are absolutely THRILLED to announce the top 25 winners of the TL;DR Press 2K Terrors short story horror competition!
In 1st place is The Last Sound You Ever Hear by C.M. Dulas
In 2nd place is Safe Out There by Kat Veldt
In 3rd place is A Mercy by Molly Wadkins
#tldrterrors
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New episode today! We're answering questions we found on Reddit!
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Here are the Small Spec Book Awards nominees for 2025 (for books published in 2024).🧵Please share this far and wide!
(#Booksellers, #librarians, and literary industry professionals take note!)
Nominations close January 31, 2025.
#SSBA #awards #books #booktwt #specfic
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We're opening for our Shirley Jackson Tribute call in March!
3 cents per word, up to 5000 words.
We can't wait to see what you send us. Check out the guidelines here: bit.ly/4iA6H8u
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Did you preorder my book yet? You should totally preorder my book. It’s gross, spooky, sad, and a bit sweet
The Barre Incidents is available for preorder w/ @MalarkeyBooks!! Cosmic Horror with Dark Fantasy. It's got romance under the shadow of grief, and a haunted-town love letter to books like The Mothman Prophecies.
Cover by the amazing Matthew Revert and preorder link in comments
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SPLIT SCREAM: OFF THE MAP “evokes the atmospheric quality of David Lynch’s work, the sense of shadow & darkness that is both Void & pulsing with life” - GOODREADS review🖤☠️
OFF THE MAP is available as part of our 2025 Book Club:
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My end of 2024 blog is now on my website. What books I've read, my favourite podcasts of the year, and my submissions/rejections/acceptances of the year.
It was a tough year, personally.
Here's to a better 2025.
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Kicking off the new year with a feature @indiosyncbooks! How cool. Saffron did a killer job with all of these. Go check 'em out - there are a lot of us featured. Perhaps you'll find some new favorite authors for the year!
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