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Thottorney-at-Law | Still hate my friends | Apparently ENTP and ESTP but mostly FASSY | Everything you’ve ever dreamed of... but with a belly

Jamaica
Joined July 2009
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He's lost control of the dressing room and his methods that worked when the club had one game a week is not cutting it anymore. He looks clueless. Squad looks clueless. I just hope it's the end of an era for a number of players that are holding us back.
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Stewy P retweeted
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Whatever failings he may or may not have had, still feel he was given a basket with extra holes to carry water so it still needs to be #GlazersOut and #IneosOut at the end of the day for there to be meaningful change. Sacking the managers is jus a scapegoat for the real issues
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Expected after this string of results but I'm genuinely confused about what happened. Is wah him suddenly forget how to manage this year?
We can confirm Michael Carrick has departed his role as men’s first-team head coach.

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Ah bro do unnu ting i guess
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I know they won't stop it but I really wish the government would stop giving all these politicians vehicles emergency lights. You're all not in an emergency... you just want to skip traffic. Get a police escort if it's so important.
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This must be parody
🚨 BREAKING: Manchester United are set to appoint Gareth Southgate as their new manager TODAY on a three-year contract. Southgate will replace Michael Carrick, with the former England boss viewed as the man to restore the culture at Old Trafford and bring the dressing room closer together. United’s hierarchy reportedly believe Southgate’s leadership, man-management and experience make him the ideal candidate to lead the club into a new era. An official announcement is expected at 3pm today. More to follow.
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Go Bunny! 🎊🎉🎊 Also, a suh national kit fi look!
Congratulations to the contenders for BBC Women’s Footballer of the Year 2026! 🌟 Temwa Chawinga 🌟 Ewa Pajor 🌟 Alexia Putellas 🌟 Alessia Russo 🌟 Khadija Shaw Vote and Ts&Cs on the BBC Sport website & app. Voting closes at 0900 GMT on Wednesday 18th November 2026.
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My national flag has no red in it. My national kit doesn’t need it. I want this jersey so bad but if I want a Rasta shirt, I can buy it another time. I WANT NATIONAL COLOURS!!!
Reggae Girlz’ 2027 away kit leaked and good news is Adidas x Bob Marley (brand) has made the red accents much more subtle
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Cuba, Venezuela, Vietnam, China, Laos, basically any communist country, the diaspora is 95% former plantation owners who are mad that the Communists freed their slaves
Is there an instance where the diaspora is LESS woke than the native population?
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WOW! Another wet-weather masterclass from Max Verstappen at Interlagos! From P21 to P2, here is every overtake from today’s race 🔥
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Stewy P retweeted
No homo is much better than pause. No homo is clear and definitive. Pause suggests the homosexuality may resume at a later date
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Tbh, I also would like Jamaican children to learn Arabic numerals.
BREAKING: Abdul El-Sayed is expected to require ALL Michigan Elementary school students to learn ARABIC numerals. As a Jewish American I still support this 100%.
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Throwback fact: When threatened, Horned lizards shoot blood from their eyes as a defense mechanism. Their blood is also toxic from a diet of venomous ants. 🦎🩸💀
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If it wasn’t bad enough that Charles Leclerc’s selfish and shortsighted actions cost the team optimal results, he once again went on to ruin his own race anyway. #F1
Leclerc turning a Ferrari 1-2 into a Max Verstappen win
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Stewy P retweeted
Hamilton: save me some space in the seat pocket for my bottle Leclerc:
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If you’ve lived on this rock long enough, you know the name Bert’s Auto Parts. For 38 years, it has been the sanctuary of the stranded and a trusted household staple across the island. Read more: jamaica-gleaner.com/article/… #GLNRAuto
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Stewy P retweeted
unu determined sah Determined to defend politicians to the point unu a embarrass unuself.
U cuda clarify u intent without the condescension and ur smugness neva necessary. Given the discourse currently dominatin 🇯🇲 twitter, your post was predictably interpreted in that context 🙄... pretending a perfectly reasonable inference is some admission of guilt is not the clever "gotcha" that you think it is... a intellectual dishonesty 🙄
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Damn, it's almost as if Zionism is racism.
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Mexico literally got national health care by voting third-party.
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