Southern Side

99% of girls today

I would rather my girlfriend be crazy than not care

I want a relationship that everyone is jealous of

Made my girlfriend dog food for breakfast cause she wants to act like a bitch

When bay says "I thought we were just gonna watch netflix?"

Deflate the internet Belichick

I hope to be by a bonfire tonight

Friday nights last all weekend long

When you freeze balloons but Tom Brady comes by and deflates them 😒

I'll take the seat next to hers, even if if is a middle seat with a fat person on the other side

Never knew Shrek was based on an actual person..

Come on MJ, watch you're fucking elbows..

First things first..

Thot

When you stay at a friends house and they leave you with no blanket

FOUND HIM

He just told the barber to fuck his whole world up

😂😂😂

It's my name 😂

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