Matt

They called me a madman. They said it couldn't be done. Quest Cape obtained on the RS3 League.

Ready to lock in and get rejected from every group I try to join

An episode of Recess that stands out in my mind is the one where Gretchen does everyone's homework expecting them to study her work and learn from it, then the class gets a pop quiz and they all fail. On a completely unrelated note, has AI made us all smarter yet?

You're insecure Don't know what for

An interview question for one of the most prestigious banks in the world is the easiest of 3 puzzles from a beginner quest on RS3 🥱

Just bought 2k coal to upgrade my boat to an adamant keel forgetting that Blast Furnace exists, come laugh at me in Prif while I smelt adamant bars 4 per inventory 👍

Just went to build the bank chest on Wyrmscraig and forgot my hammer and saw, too much RS3 has poisoned my brain 😭

Potential stupid question: Is there anything stopping Jagex from increasing the 12-character username limit? Is this something that would become possible after the upcoming Jagex account migration? It just seems like a relic of the past now 🤔

I've never played WoW at a serious level before but I really wanna give WoW Forever a go. How do y'all decide on your class/race? So many options 😭

Update: I'm doing a few small burps, but I forgot that you actually have to taste them, so I'm regretting drinking a strawberry milkshake now 😅

Time for my second round of Botox to make me burp! Will it work this time? My fate is with the RNG gods now 🙏

British trains are an actual embarrassment man, what do you mean a train is delayed by 45 minutes because of "slippery rails"? 😂 Not like it rains much here or anything

Fun fact: he wasn't even intending to solo it, but his wife added every other raider to his ignore list in case they were women Don't let adversity stop you from greatness ❤️

A middle aged woman walked past us while we were playing Uno and she said "beat game ever!" Obviously she didn't realised🙃 The Fractured Archive was released on OSRS today 😂

Cape sellers must be absolutely minted

How are Jagex pushing this when there is still so much jank surrounding Jagex accounts? Hopefully this kind of stuff gets sorted in the migration, but I'm not holding out hope teapawt.net/StigZero/status/211081…

"I was going to play Reignited" You were not going to play RS3 instead of OSRS hardcore worlds, WoW Forever, or GTA6, let's be real

They're comparing my GOAT to fucking Parasect it's so over 😭