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I believe in love, the basic goodness of humanity, equality, kindness, cats, masterful self-direction, science, and wine. (Not necessarily in that order.) INTP

Joined October 2009
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White men love to get on the plane and go “hey! It’s jim here! I used to fly paper planes back in 1942 I’m just gonna stick my head in the cockpit and see if they need me”. Sit your crusty ass down colonel sanders don’t nobody need you.
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Remember the five stages of Republican mass shooting grief: 1) Thoughts & Prayers 2) It’s too soon to talk about it. 3) Don’t blame guns. 4) Get more guns. 5) That was last week. Why are we still talking about it?
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Our friend Robert Holmes has been missing since weds. Last seen in the Mossley area of Belfast. If anyone has any info please call 101 or 999.
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Can you name all 59 women who came forward against Cosby? Can you name half of them? Can you name 5? Would you recognize them out of context? Do you want an autograph? Cool so we agree that women don’t make rape accusations to become famous.
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BREAKING: Garland County in Arkansas has just shut down 3 of their 4 early voting sites after "realizing" that the Democratic candidate for Secretary of State was left off their ballots. There is no word when the voting sites will reopen More Voter Suppression Spread the word
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it is not the taste of the leaves. that intrigues me. it is the crunch
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One party is doing everything it can to discourage, disenfranchise or otherwise suppress the vote. The other party is pushing registration and doing anything it can to get more eligible voters to vote. Is there any question which party represents most Americans?
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The proof is in the numbers. Wages are stagnant—corporate profits are skyrocketing. Workers did not get $4,000 raises—special interests got windfalls. The middle class is not better off—billionaires are doing great. That’s the legacy of the Trump Tax Scheme.
The last real wage numbers before November came this morning. The final verdict on the Trump economy is in: Corrupt.
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Yes & the #GOP want to pass another windfall tax cut for the rich while the rest of us get screwed with rising healthcare costs... teapawt.net/nowthisnews/status/105…
This Disney heiress is here to tell you exactly what the 1% did with Trump’s tax cuts Spoiler: They didn’t create more jobs and increase salaries
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Her body language is telling the entire story. RETWEET IF YOU SEE WHAT I SEE?
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Face to face, sharp teeth puncture skin, jaws shred flesh, bones break, death shrieks shrill, onlookers laugh and smile. This is #BadgerBaiting. This is #BadgerCrime. This is Britain. #EndWildlifeCrime RT @rickygervais
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Devastating. They say a picture speaks a thousand words, this speaks millions. When will we learn that animals are not commodities for us to use? If this was a human, there would be an international outrage & severe punishment. This should be no different. RT if you agree
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Donald Trump MOCKED a prisoner of war. He MOCKED a disabled reporter. He MOCKED a family who lost a son in battle. And tonight he MOCKED a woman who was sexually assaulted. Republicans, honestly, where is your basic humanity?
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Sneeze on your enemies because revenge is best served with a cold.
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I’m totally empathising with you people who are suffering today. I made myself a cup of tea and then realised I’d have preferred coffee. Don’t tell me I can’t feel your pain.
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People are spreading rumours that I’m a flasher who's obsessed with double entendres. I’m going to have it out with them.
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For years I sought my spirit animal, for years none could be found, when lo, the bonnacon did appear in my TL. ✨
The bonnacon is a mythical creature with the body of a bull, the mane of a horse and the ability to expel corrosive faeces with great force.
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When someone holding the door open for you but you a little ways away: – at Lafayette, LA
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Y’all be putting “the real” in front of your ig name like somebody is gonna steal pics of your fake Gucci belt and your 97 Honda.