@Still_Not_Ted

Notably not Ted Cruz | Costco Executive Member #HookEm

 Texas
Joined February 2024
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New coozie arrived just in time for football season
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JWard🤘🏻🤘🏻
@TalkinBevo9h
Somebody get this over to Arch for me😭 #HookEm
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Your dogs watching you crush an entire bag of chips while they’re over here rationing one treat at a time like they’re on a government assistance program.
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When someone randomly unmutes themselves during a conference call presentation with loud background noise and derails the entire meeting
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JWard🤘🏻🤘🏻
@TalkinBevoOct 26
It’s going to be a spooky Halloween night in DKR🤘🏻 We need these killers to show up and show out🔥🤘🏻 @raleek2 @ArchManning #HookEm #Halloween
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Ryan 🤘🏻🇺🇸@ShinerRyanOct 26
I finally figured out who this is...
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JWard🤘🏻🤘🏻
@TalkinBevoOct 26
Good morning🤘🏻 It’s a beautiful VICTORY Monday🔥 Let’s have a good day🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻 #HookEm
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Dillon Cheverere
@DCheverereOct 26
Your parents when their Waymo pulls up
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Wake up babe, it’s the sport equinox!
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Yes
Trent Attyah
@BookitWithTrentOct 26
anyone up thinking about shit wagers from sunday?
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Jeremy Piven
@jeremypivenOct 25
What a game ! First met Arch backstage at one of my shows, he revealed how Entourage has been an inspiration to him. Really grateful that it’s being shared with the guys who have next
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Bag head and Clorox bleach drink PFP is staying until further notice. Thank you and #Hookem
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Oh hell yea!!!
Claudia@TexasEx10Oct 25
Molly Sims is a Texas fan? 😭
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Papa “Not Ted” Kyle retweeted
Texas Football
@TexasFootballOct 25
Glen is all of us
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Texas Football
@TexasFootballOct 25
Moments like these🤘
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Can our fans find anything else to gripe about?! Enjoy the damn win 🤘🏼
Derek Ryan@longhornderekOct 24
I’m looking for a personal injury attorney who will represent me in a lawsuit against The University of Texas for potential health issues caused by the smoke. Not looking for monetary payout. Just hoping for a settlement where they agree to stop doing it.
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Anwar Richardson
@AnwarRichardsonOct 25
Texas football coach Steve Sarkisian said, "For those fans who sold their tickets, they missed a hell of a game tonight."
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We survived 🫩🤘🏼
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Papa “Not Ted” Kyle retweeted
Kodak Montana
@rtruth901Oct 25
#HOOKEM 🤘🏾 😮‍💨
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When’s the next @SpaceX launch? Why am I asking? Bc I want to strap Jeff Banks dumbass to the rocket and never see him again.
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Kevin Dunn@KevinDunn01Oct 25
Even though it’s a home game, take Jeff Banks to the ABIA private terminal & fire his ass on the tarmac. Send them to Thailand & let them play with the million monkeys there. #HookEm
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