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So, while AIDS/Lifecycle completed the final 545 from SF to LA this year, I will be participating in the first legacy ride, in SF in 2026! Cycle to Zero will directly support the important mission of the @SFAIDSFound. Please share and donate at link in my bio to support my ride!
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I need to look into how the Down syndrome community feels about Becky because I personally LOVED that a developmentally disabled character was also canonically one of the meanest bitches alive as opposed to an infantilized little ray of sunshine
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alysa haters are so ridiculous to me because tell me you can watch this video the whole way through without uncontrollably smiling
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u genuinely cannot overstate how insane it is to break a gr*tzky record in modern hockey
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Gay ppl can disregard
Millennials, it's time to choose your midife crisis
1. Date a 24 year old
2. Quit drinking and tell everyone you don’t drink anymore
3. Drink heavily 3-4 times a week
4. Train for a marathon and or Hyrox
5. Have a panic baby (with wife you hate)
6. "We're opening the relationship" (she bangs, guy tries too and fails?
7. Get divorced to feel something
8. Get diagnosed with adult ADHD/autism
9. Niche side quests like rock climbing, gardening, handstands
10. Get very into video games
Hmm the NBA, NFL, MLB and even the NHL had attendance problems. Maybe it’s because teams charge too much for tickets

















































