Yall know when u creak ur chair in class and everyone around you thinks u farted so you just gotta scooch the chair around more to show everyone ur chill

Everyone complains when bartenders underpour, I would argue a large over pour is worse than an under pour

I wish that vapes were for men I feel like such a #pussy

Got the #idf kippah today I love #israel

First try #imlonely

Can we get this in the US pls? @redbull

Remember when lil nas x was the shit?

Truck and I got the same bladder size #smallbladder

Happy national relaxation day guys Drinking my sorrows away