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Noddy Comet

@Stirgryguy

Musician/Actor/Writer/Sloth/Animal Lover, AMBULANCE DRIVER. Progressive Rock Drummer with Herb (sadly retired, the band, not me)

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Joined May 2012
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DID YOU KNOW? The AMERICAN Star Spangled Banner is actually taken from an 18th century BRITISH drinking song "To Anachreon in Heaven" So that patriotic American anthem is in fact BRITISH. 😁
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Harry Kane deserved that Ballon D'or award, he isn't just a striker, he plays midfield, links play up, defends too. He had the best season, almost got to a WC final too. Those who are bad mouthing him should watch how he plays the fucking game. #BallonDor
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Ok bloody hell 2021 Silverstone Lewis at fault Monza Max at fault Abu Dhabi Masi at fault I wanted a Lewis win but Max equally deserved the title. They BOTH drove brilliantly, made mistakes, had faults but.... They were the class of the field. Impartial view. #F1
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Someone in the White House, tell that big fucking orange cunt to get out. He's an embarrassment to the human race. He's destroyed American relations with just about everyone except Russia & HE'S A FUCKING TRAITOR. #TRUMPISACUNT
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Trump is a big pile of wank anyway but even more so for posting an AI video of him wrestling with the tiger. WHAT A COLOSSAL CUNT HE IS. #TRUMPISACUNT
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#BahrainGrandPrix Ferrari, both Hamilton and Leclerc drove fantastic races to get back to P3 and P4 after a shocking start, wrong tyres, going backwards. Fantastic effort from both drivers & Leclerc had damage & issues too. Well done both. Congratulations Max 👍
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Q. Does any human being actually work for fucking Microsoft? I've been trying to cancel a subscription and I can't find a SINGLE human being on the planet who actually works for them and can help. A multi international company with no workers? FFS
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Bring back the Toffee Latte! It's ridiculous that you stopped making the only good drink on the menu, why on earth would you stop the very popular Toffee Latte but carry on selling the other drinks when they're awful. The Toffee Latte is the only decent one. @McDonaldsUK
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Dear @McDonaldsUK Why the hell have you taken the one palletable drink off the menu? Bring back the Toffee Latte!
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Donald J Trump (may have said this, you can't tell fact from fiction these days) I was in the WTC when the first plane hit, I helped thousands of people escape, the stairwells were not usable so I let them slide down my magnificent and beautiful long tie, thousands were saved
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Too much AI slop on here now. Fucking ridiculous.
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Juliet Landau@julietlandauJun 11
In Memoriam - Tony Head I love you, Tony. 💔 #julietlandau Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/7MI… Apple podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…
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Tamara Kane
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Moving, sweet story in her podcast link about shooting a scene with Tony (Giles).
Juliet Landau (@julietlandau) profile pictureJuliet Landau@julietlandauJun 11
In Memoriam - Tony Head I love you, Tony. 💔 #julietlandau Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/7MI… Apple podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…
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Doctor Who regenerates immediately from Billie Piper into a Dalek because well, why not? ....
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New Episode of Doctor Who After the Billie regeneration, it fades to black, then we pan over a bed to Steven Moffat waking up in a cold sweat, shouting "No, no, it can't be th...." He then turns to camera (fourth wall) and says "bloody nightmare"
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I'm late to the party but Midsomer Murders seems a bit samey samey, a murder every week in a small place, surely there aren't any villagers left now? This could help the shortage in the housing market, no?
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Wait until she watches Bones or any other procedural drama 😂 Tbf, he matched her question with the same energy and the humour is brilliant
Hugh Laurie (@hughlaurie) profile pictureHugh Laurie
@hughlaurieJun 7
Replying to @jan_murray
Thanks for your critique, Janet. We actually tried a couple of episodes where House (Hugh Laurie) (please put the brackets in the right place) gets it right first time, but they were only 6 minutes long. NBC weren’t happy. Then we tried some where House never gets it right and the patient dies. The audience wasn’t happy. One could apply your trenchant analysis to other art forms: JS Bach wrote 30 Goldberg variations on the same chord structure; Frida Kahlo painted 50 portraits of herself; Henry Moore, what?? The point is, or was, variations on a theme; if all you see is hospital, medical blah blah, then it wasn’t meant for you. Nonetheless, I look forward to your first novel!
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RIP Anthony Head A great great actor, Writer, musician and human being. He'll always be Giles to me. 💔❤️💔❤️ #BTVS
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Those kids and women weren't
Velar (@Velar2026) profile pictureVelar@Velar2026May 29
Are you better off under Trump? Yes Or. No
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The 3 Countries involved in a war bombing other countries without just cause are Russia Israel The United States of America These 3 governments CANNOT be trusted Iran & Ukraine can't negotiate whilst still being bombed by these obviously untrustworthy governments.
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#Eurovisión2026 Some points, 1. Israel & Australia aren't European so shouldn't be in Eurovision (the clue is in the name EUROvision) 2. Cyprus & Greece have to stop giving each other 12 points every bloody year, they're not the only ones still voting politically though.
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